weasel homo

A straight guy who has sex with guys, but doesn't want anyone to know about it, but everyone knows.

Denial closet case

Guy 1: "Did you hear Taylor sucked his dick?"
Guy 2: "What a weasel homo."

by Dream3ater December 13, 2015

Homo mayonnaise

When your giving head and you nan screams that she cant breath but you remember how much you hate her so you carry on, but then you remember you had taco-bell last night and you shit everywhere, so to try and make it up to you sister you piss in her mouth.

Me :Sorry about my homo mayonnaise last night

Gran gran: its okay hubba bubba

by Black ugly men April 18, 2023

Homo Faber

A type of sexmove in which one party impregnates the other, assumes they get an abortion, leaves them, returns after their child is legal, in order to travel with it around Europe start a romantic relationship, sleep with them, and have them die in an accident.

Hey, you remember Laura? I pulled a Homo Faber on her.

by Packinsomehos April 22, 2021

bad homo

a person who is bad at being homo

that straight guy is a bad homo

by BIGGEM JOHHNY December 1, 2013

homo/sapien

Neopronouns normally used by closeted gay men to identify eachother online

I use homo/sapien pronouns but can you please use homo more

by _baka_ July 8, 2021

homo cybien

Proposed genus of human beings superceding the current speices, Homo sapiens.

H. cybiens is characterized by the implantation into the human body of systemic and diverse computer, mechanical and genomic technologies within which the advent of AI singularity is restricted, giving rise to vastly superior human cognitive and physical capabilities. Synonymous with the term homocybien.

Where once Homo sapiens were granted dominion over the earth, to the Homo cybien was granted dominion over the future.

by dmont55 April 11, 2019

low homo

Instead of no homo , use low homo when something might slightly be gay.

Mary: Hey Linda, I really like your tits, but low homo.

by nonibäääär March 17, 2016