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Homework is a necessary part of school. It is most commonly whined about by retards who made most of the other homework definitions. What most people fail to understand is that if you were to sit in a quiet room, with no distractions, you will finish your homework in about an hour. Projects only take 10-20 minutes a day if you start the day it's assigned and finish the day before it's due. So overall, if you had a test, an assload of homework, and a project all due tomorrow, the most it should take you is 3 hours, with breaks. On normal days, about an hour and a half on your homework. Thats 6 1/2 hours at school, and 1 1/2 hours at home caring about your education. On average you need 8 hours of sleep. So no need to stay up late doing homework and wake up tired, you will recieve the correct amount of sleep. Thats 8 hours of sleep, 8 hours of school-related crap, and 7 hours (considering you wake up and hour before school) to do whatever the fuck you want. I dont care what you do with those 7 hours, but its 7 fucking hours. Homework is not a pain in the ass. There is 7 hours of free time for you, and a good night's sleep. The point is, if you do your homework when you get home, and do it efficiently, you'll get good grades and have plenty of free time. And if you have an abnormally large amount of homework, have 5 hours of free time. Stop bitching, do your homework, its not that bad.
slacker: Fuck the teacher, 2 pages of math homework? I have shit to do.
intelligent teenager: It'll take like 10 minutes if you actually try, stfu.
by CHAchooCHA August 22, 2011
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The act of having sex, disguised as an innocent activity that many children are forced to do.
"Did you do your homework last night?"
- "Did you have sex last night"

"Did you take her pencil?"
- "Did you take her virginity?"

"That was the hardest homework in a long time."
- "That was the hardest sex I've had in a while."

"Is that your study buddy?"
- "Is that your fuck buddy?"
by Max Sam G December 29, 2007
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im doin my homewrokizzle
by hotdog June 5, 2003
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School work assigned to be done outside of class. Many despise it because it eats up time. I hate it too, but I consider it an accepted part of life.
I understand why people hate homework, but there's a thing called acceptance. LEARN IT.
by dj gs68 October 21, 2003
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To go and smoke some weed.
I just got done with my homework.
I skipped class to do homework.
I love doing homework.
by Greg Harrison December 28, 2005
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a tool used for remembering what you learned in school so you dont forget the last days lesson . So basically review.

This way the hardworking kids who did their homework are weeded out from the lazy "cool" ones cause to pass a class you need to have an understanding of what the subject material is all about .

Experts recommend ten minutes per per grade ie. a grade 9 would get 90min a grade 10 would get 100 min and so on.This beats having five hours a day but sadly most schools dont follow this rule. Homework was aboloished than brought back because the USA wanted to stay ahead in the Cold War .
those people that think it is useless should read their facts. If you want to get some thing you gotta work hard for it and that includes homework.
by Culture Shock January 1, 2009
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Jordyn sucks at doing her homework.
by faggot ass November 18, 2003
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