holy water

Holy Water is a term for Vodka, when the folks are around, and you choose to be verbally deviant, use holy water they don't know what it means.

Yeah, John will bring the Holy Water, I'll bring the pepsi.

Dude, I cannot believe how much Holy Water I drank last night.

by Ruski Parin September 9, 2007

Holy Shit

In a literal sense, it is simply shit with holes in it.

Can theoretically be made by:

1: Performing anal sex on someone who's full of it causing one's dick to poke holes in their shit before they squeeze them out.

2:Finding some pre-defecated monster turds and shooting holes in it with a bb gun.

1. I fucked that slut in the ass so hard she had holy shit!

2. I'm so bored, I'd go out behind WalMart and shoot craps with a bb gun if I had one. And I don't mean with dice either. I wanna convert some feces into holy shit!

by Mick the Dick September 20, 2011

holy shit

An expression by which some people identify their deity.

"I saw you come out of a church Sunday."

"Holy shit!"

by Downstrike May 29, 2004

holy shit

exsperion said when surpized, scared or amazed.
alos can be used to refer to shit of some religous relivance

1) A pope goes to the bathroom, this is considered holy shit.

2) Holy shit! Chuck Norris counted to infinity for a thrid time!?!

by mike!@ December 24, 2007

Holy Shit!

"Holy Shit!" is what a guy shouts when he blasts ropes of cum across a table-top while jacking off.

Holy Shit! -- I fucking shot a bucket!

by USAF Cadet December 27, 2020

Holy Whores

The female students of holy family acadamy.

Oh my god, look at those holy whores.

by Lauren January 19, 2004

holy blumpkin

The act of recieving a blumpkin in a catholic confessional by the preist while taking a shit.

"Holy shit dude, Eddie went to confess his sins but instead recieved a Holy Blumpkin!"

by wordbender08 May 20, 2008