i should be doing homework

What you're thinking. Usually thought with a computer sitting by said homework.

I should be doing homework but instead I'm on urban dictionary because it's more interesting.

by 2112iskewl November 14, 2015

dog ate my homework

an excuse that teachers think your funny but when it actually happens you gets yelled at. :(

miss the dog ate my homework. IM NOT LYING PLEASE. NO DONT CALL MY PARENTS. NO MISS I SWEAR.

by Heyy... November 28, 2018

doing my homework on the computor

The act of being on facebook or myspace and doing your homework at the same time, only to realize hours later you have gotten no homework done.

A state of denial. Convincing yourself you are multitasking on the computor.

Convincing yourself you are doing something productive.

parent: what are you doing on the computor so long??
child: I'm doing my homework on the computor!!

by VistosoNBetty March 22, 2009

doing my german homework

Euphemism for the act of masturbation, usually given by someone who has never taken German in their life

Randy: Just finished my doing my German homework.
Steve: Right on man
Alice: But you aren't in German

by venus88 September 21, 2009

Show My Homework moment

A moment which is so Show My Homeworkable, it causes people to "Show Their Homework".

Spider-Man 4 has been cancelled?! Show My Homework moment .

by gummybearcheese1 February 23, 2021

Do we have homework?

That one crackhead who always reminds the teacher homework, and the whole class goes "boo" on that asshole

My Friend: Do we have homework?
Whole class: U must die.

by So you don't know what karlson October 7, 2021

Im do same HomeWork

Broken English Used to confuse the enemy

Im do same HOmework

by MeatMon January 11, 2019