Hobo Hammocks

Any human found to own a hobo hammock is the best kind of human because they helped feed the homeless when they bought it. This hammock can be replaced at any time for any reason. Eg. Grandma was in the hammock and pooped her pants. You can get a new one for free from the company.

Bro, I left my knife in my back pocket again and cut open my hobo hammock. But no worries, I emailed Hobo Hammocks, and they sent me a new one for free!

by HoboHam April 15, 2020

hobo shower

When taking a shower from a bridge gutter or a roof gutter, or any urban or infrastructure that permits a artisanal, redemptory shower

Look at this dude under the bridge, hés totally getting a hobo shower

by boneshaker July 26, 2020

Hobo Stew

Dog vomit.

Looky there! Fido just upchucked some hobo stew!

by Squidgeronimo September 29, 2020

hobo lighter

The act of using a lit cigarette to light another cigarette.

"Damn bro lemme get that hobo lighter I don't got mine on me."

by FaZeDJTEL_YT October 19, 2020

hobo hotdish

Prison wine made in a toilet containing fecal matter.

Why's there corn in my houch? Is this hobo hotdish

by Clp transport December 8, 2020

Hobo Flip

The act of smoking crack and meth in the same sesh.

Dude I hobo flipped last week and was up for 5 days carpet farming just to find one last piece of crack or tweak on the floor.

by TacoTheGod February 27, 2021

hobo code

Alternative words or phrases used by content creators to avoid having their accounts deleted from big tech platforms. A form of self censorship. Originally, signs or symbols left around towns or in the countryside by hobos to send messages or warnings to other hobos.

In order to avoid the censorship algorithm I had to speak in hobo code.

by ecophelia January 31, 2021