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Talent Hack

Literally no one’s name, it’s a company. It’s a sick company for sure, but like, as a name? It’d be weird if you had it. We wanted to make something more x-rated but, alas, this is an Instagram representing a company so, here we are.
"Would you do anything to participate in a trend?"
"Yes."
"Okay."

"Want to sit at this table for lunch?"
"No, I'm not cool enough to sit with Talent Hack"
"Yeah, you are. They're really nice to everyone"

by we literally wrote this today November 23, 2021
by Talent Hack November 23, 2021
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hacking

want to change a person, because she or he is so incredible
i was hacking him today , now he likes me ;)
by aschoka_304bc August 2, 2018
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Salad Bar Hacking

Salad Bar Hacking is the practice of attempting to get round 'one bowl, one visit' rules at salad bars by building huge towers of food, etc. Usually attempted by broke university students trying to 'get their money's worth' or general people whose eyes are bigger than their stomachs.

A Chinese engineer named Shen Hongrui has written a ~100 page PDF on different salad bar hacking techniques to be used in Chinese Pizza Huts. Unfortunately, his method became so popular all the Pizza Huts in China scrapped their salad bars.

The method involves building a solid base in the original bowl, ideally with chickpeas and potatoes. 'The foundations are very important, so choose dry and strong material,' he says.

Next, hackers must create a layer of carrot sticks radiating from the centre to act as a scaffold or a larger 'plate'.

Then use slices of cucumber or blocks of fruit to build the tower's walls.

Finally, fill the tower with the food you are most keen on eating. All you need after that is a steady hand to carry your platter back to the table.
Alice: Hey Bob, let's go salad bar hacking!

Bob: Sorry Alice, I don't think I've quite got the guts. I'd be chucked out.
by BeholdTheCheddar August 9, 2012
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Doom hacks

"Hey Hunter, remember those doom hacks I showed you? Pretty cool right?"
by Jaquavie November 3, 2022
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hack

To notice your friend has left their Facebook account logged on on your computer and to promptly post ridiculous shit from said account
Woah, Jenny left her facebook open, lets hack it!
by BobbyZ500 December 16, 2011
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Hacked

adjective
When Amy Schumer, Ted Cruise or Jake Paul says some racist, bigoted or offensive stuff on social media, they were hacked.
Twitter: Mr Cruise ur a senator wtf bro u. Cant say the n Word
Ted: My apologies, I got hacked.
by TomatoeUnicorn May 24, 2019
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Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:

Photofeeler

Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.

EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.

DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.

For reuse on dating apps

In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.

DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps

Just like that!
by DeezPeanuts May 19, 2022
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