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angry goat

A classification of girls that do not like anal sex, which was found out by the following:

In midst doggy-style sex, if the man pulls out and quickly goes for anal sex, and pumps away very fast, and instead of waiting for the classic angry dolphin, and the girl utters loudly "NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O...." in a goat voice, then the girl is classified as an angry goat, telling the guy that she is not a fan of anal sex.
"So we were going at it doggy last night, and I wanted to know if she was a fan of butt sex, so I go for it...and...well, lets just say shes an angry goat."
by Slammoth October 27, 2009
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Glato

The pairing of Cato and Glimmer from Suzanne Collin's book series 'The Hunger Games.'
Both people were tributes for the 74th anual Hunger Games. Glimmer is from District 1 while Cato is from District 2.
Glato was never present in the books, but in Gary Ross's movie adaption, Glimmer was seen sleeping on Cato's arm during the tracker jacker nest scene. In addition, they were both laughing together after the death of District 8's female.
Many people despise the pairing in favor for Clato, the shipping of Cato and his district partner, Clove. Despite getting amounts of hate on the tumblr world, Glato is still a decently shipped couple. It had received well over 100 dedicated fanfictions.
Ella and Kailey discuss Hunger Games couples
Ella: Oh my god, my shipping feels went insane when Glimmer slept on Cato's arm!
Kailey: Bitch please, you ship Glato?
Ella: Of course I do! They'd be perfect for each other.
Kailey: Fuck no! CLATO BITCH!!! That should've been Clove sleeping on his arm!

Ella: Don't start with me, I'm a glato shipper and you can't change me!
Kailey: Fine! At least Glimmer got what was coming to her.

Ella: It on bitch!
by TheOceanspray99 September 2, 2012
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Goat ass

Something said when something does now go your way, "right in the goat ass" said when you are angry. Does not litterally mean the anus of a goat. Goes along with Bull fuck. (See Bull Fuck)
Jamie: "He left me because I wouldnt put out!"
Kristin: "Thats bull fuck in the goat ass"

Daniel: "Fuck me in the goat ass!"
Jeff: "What hapened dude?!?"
Daniel: "My car got broken into"
by AdamDtheWizard January 11, 2011
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Goat Head

by Ken Romain July 31, 2003
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fuck the goat

To perform some memorable but not especially significant act which is so widely publicised that it makes people ignore any possibly more significant work you may achieve thereafter.

It is derived from the classic joke:

O'Reilly was sitting in a bar and he goes to the bar tender
"You see that church over there? I built it with my bare hands but do they call me O'Reilly the church builder? Nooo!
You see that school over there? I taught there for 30 years but do they call me O'Reilly the educator? Nooo!
But you fuck one goat...."

Also: Goat Fucking, Goat Fucked, Goat Fucker, Fucking the goat, Getting fucked by the goat.
John really fucked the goat when he developed those hamburger ear muffs.
Man, the star wars kid got massively fucked by the goat when that video leaked.
The only reason why Apple is so famous is that they go goat fucking all the time.
If you really want to fuck the goat, then it needs to have something to do with alcohol or sex.
by Shalmanese January 9, 2006
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goat fucking tree house jumper

One who fucks goats and jumps from tree houses.
"Get off my computer you goat fucking tree house jumper!"
by iwishyouhadfriends. July 29, 2007
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Goat Scrote

When a mans scrotum is so wrinkled and hairy that it resembles a goat and you hear faint bleats as his two legs chafe together
L: I heard some bleats coming from B crocth
D: its probably his goat scrote
C: LOL
by Billy Bob Goat July 14, 2009
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