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Garbage-barge Politician

The act of waking up each day, gathering armloads of random information, disregarding all context surrounding the gathered muck, grabbing one's Huck Finn stick, hopping onto a floating device on which the garbage has been piled, pushing off out into the lake, picking up each item, and screaming about it. Meanwhile, the people on the banks only really hear the seagulls.
Bystander 1: "Uh-oh, Garbage Barge Greene's on the float again. I wonder what random act of ignorance she's going to shout about today."

Bystander 2: "It's the nature of a garbage-barge politician, Garbage gonna barge."

Also can apply to the act of politicking, as in "Garbage Barge Politics"
by Heinous Realist August 18, 2023
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my uncle is garbage

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by bb456gamer July 9, 2020
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Garbage Bird

A tall stalk like creature that lives in dumps and has a comb over, and is considered the most magnificent creature of them all. It is a spiritual being and has followers all around the universe. It is considered to be a spiritual and celestial being with desciples all around the universe.

Also known as Ibis
"Oh Jeremy! You Garbage Bird you!"

"I'm Garbage Bird, cawwwww!"

"Go Garbage Bird!"
*chants Garbage Bird*

"I'm sexually attracted to Garbage Bird"

"Everyone says Garbage Bird is a cult, but I was born into the faith and I promise it's not a cult"

"And on the seventh day God created Garbage Bird and saw that it was good"

"Look at that Garbage Bird eating that guy's junk, oof"

"All hail Garbage Bird"
by xgrated October 3, 2017
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Burning garbage

A charepter in the anime my hero academia, means a piece of burning garbage or otherwise known as Endeavour
And i thought that burning garbage was illegal but your here Endeavour
by KawaiiPotatoChan November 23, 2018
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garbage garbage

separation between burnable trash and the non burnable for when your family burns your trash there is garbage garbage which is classified as the non burnable trash
"Where should I throw this?" "oh its glass, the garbage garbage is fine."
by burnsburr March 4, 2016
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mickey mouse is garbage

no its not you idiot
by youAreDumbMonke July 1, 2021
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pocket garbage

The leftovers from stroking through a hole in a dudes pocket.
Dude clearly had some pocket garbage, we all saw him stroking when his hand was in his pocket.
by Ajax11985 January 14, 2024
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