Greasy Monkeywrench

Using lotion during a handjob (see hj)
The penis represents a monkeywrench
Lotion represents grease
Thus a GREASY MONKEYWRENCH

Tommy:Dude last nite Lisa totaly gave me a Greasy Monkeywrench
Luis:Dude, I got one two nites ago
Tommy:Sweet dude
Luis:I know man

by fuckbitchesgetmoneyforlife July 2, 2011

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Greasy lout

a slimey, lazy ,smelly person that lays about on the couch all day

Jay bizzle : oi get up peter!
peter: naaaaa cant be bothered G
Jay bizzle: bloody hell your such a greasy lout!

by ghetto boi 2 October 12, 2011

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Greasy Creek Waffle Iron

A sexual maneuver in which you deficate on your partners chest and them press down on the pile with a waffle iron. You then cum on the pile to make syrup.

Dude I totally gave that prostitute a Greasy Creek Waffle Iron

by pimpdaddy007 September 5, 2011

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Greasy Pegsniffer

A slang term meaning a greasy condom.

Some guy: bro you're so greasy after swimming in that grease pool, you Greasy Pegsniffer
other guy: fuck you

by THHESMS November 6, 2023

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Greasy Bitch

A low life, nosey cunt that no one can tolerate.

Go wash your hair, you greasy bitch.

by Decadent Thymes November 13, 2023

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When you put your partner on their back and their feet up by their earbones exposing their butthole in a vertical position. You then stand over the top of them and drill your boner down into their ballon knot.

I threw the lid ladies back out last night giving her a Greasy Derrick.

by Scrub in a bucket November 16, 2023

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