Fucktard

an extremely stupid person. Combination of fucker and retard

Damn it Josh, stop being a fucktard

by iknowsall June 14, 2010

restain fucktard

Someone who is so fucking retarded that they can't even function normally.

Mark was so drunk he said the most restain fucktarded thing ever... ha ha bitch

by Swam Pass May 6, 2005

fucktard

Someone who likes to engage in sex on the short bus.

That fucktard got some juice on the back seat.

by psuedojohn September 9, 2003

Fucktard

1.a grossly stupid person, used in some cases when the word retard is not sufficient to allay the subject's mental state.
2. Dansville slang for a person of gross stupidity, approximation of "fucking retard".

"Man that guy is a fucktard"
"You are guilty of extreme fucktardery!"

by Illegal Alien December 9, 2004

fucktard

Someone who wears any item of FCUK clothing.

Look at what that fucktard is wearing!

by Topsy Qur'et April 10, 2006

fucktard

a fucking retard who doesn't know how to do jack shit

Wow! Look at Dan mismanage this company and bring it to the fiery gates of hell! What a fucktard! Anyone with common sense could operate more efficiently than this fucktard.

by iamthepirate September 6, 2006

fucktard

1 : to slow up especially by self preventing or self hindering advance or accomplishment : self IMPEDING
2 : choosing to delay academic progress by deliberate failure to promote

1.The teacher has grown tired of the fucktards that she gets in her class year after year.

2. The supervisor wishes she didn't have to train fucktards over and over.
laggard,tardy,
Related words: deliberate, measured; inert, loafing, lounging; lingering, loitering, tarrying; ambling, inching, plodding, shuffling, strolling; decelerating, slowing; filibustering, Near Antonyms expeditious, prompt, ready; accelerated, hastened, quickened; hurried, rushed
Antonyms barreling, bolting, breakneck, breathless, brisk, careering, dizzy, fast, fleet, flying, hasty, hurrying, lightning, quick, racing, rapid, rocketing, running, rushing, scooting, scudding, scurrying, snappy, speeding, speedy, swift, whirling, whirlwind, whisking, zipping
2 not having or showing an ability to absorb ideas readily <the slower students worked together in a separate group> -- see STUPID 1

by RebbeccaLynn November 9, 2006