Fried butter

When one proceeds to go to a nudist beach and the finds a woman who is tanning the vaginal region. Then said person proceeds to have sexual intercourse with the woman.

I went to the nudist beach and had fried butter with the hottest Latino

by Pu$$yslayer69 September 12, 2016

Consolation Fries

Free food given to you by restaurants when they screw up your food.

"I was at Outback and they didn't cook my steak right. When it came back to the table, there were more fries on the plate. They gave me "Consolation Fries."

by Myrina September 24, 2011

cooter fries

when fries land in a girl's lap

Ah man, my fries landed in my lap. You've got cooter fries!

by hellogoodbye121 June 16, 2010

jeezy fries

a phrase that is akin to the swear jesus christ but more appropriate for situations in which an attempt at sympathy is being conveyed, and connotes despair/frustration or commiseration.

Becky: My cat just puked on the paper I spent all night working on and I don't have enough ink to print off another one.

Moose: jeezy fries, that sucks...

by jm00 March 1, 2009

crispy fried

burnt to a fucking crisp

that minimarshmellow is crispy fried.

by yo dougie January 20, 2009

burger and fries

When a girl wants you to tiggle her titties and she's craving the pointy thing in your pants

I want your burger and fries *wink*

by vaginapowerforallhumananatomy November 24, 2015

freedom fries

Those artistic cuts of potatoes formely known as "French Fries" seem to embody, with the most "relevant" example, human tendancy to drop(dead) down symbols instead of arguing and solve problematic issues.
This name switch, after America's punishment upon French people, must have been such a disappointment for French Nation, already stuck in centuries of war with Belgium over whose "frites" are the best, that nobody even asked for the "Statue de la liberté" to be re-named in "French Statue", for it was a longtime gift from France to USA.
Still, French people must be very happy to keep their french kisses, french manicure and french lovers... While America keeps its "Tartine à la mode de Hambourg".
A Cold War like statu quo, that both nations will surely spend trying to remember over what they were arguing in the first place.
In all the world biggest issues, Food matters after all.

"France must have send frenchified or out-of-date freedom fries to Bill Clinton, in order to turn him into mad french lover and made him attack french manicured Monica. "French" news or Japanese whispers?"

by ClockworkClémentine August 30, 2006