Fortnite

Is a game were kids need to get a life. and Daps all the time

and 8 year old's steal their mom's creditcard for V-bucks
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Son; mom can i have your creditcard for V-bucks in Fortnite
Mom: NO
Son: i hate you bitch

by Bombs4life November 8, 2019

Fortnite

Fortnite is a dumb fucking game that every boy fucking talks about 24/7

Hey Billy I have like 99 wins in Fortnite fucking boomer

by okayboomers November 11, 2019

fortnite

A recently discovered type of abdominal cancer that by stage 2 hijacks the nervous system by attaching itself to the spine and releasing specific euphoric chemicals produced by cell degeneration. it's usually caused by prolonged exposure to what's called "digital aids" which describes stuff like tiktok, vine compilations, and a plethora of different "influencers". some symptoms of this type of cancer include:
stage 1) addiction, and pain to the stomach region
stage 2) addiction, pain to the stomach region, discoloured tissue surrounding the tumor, and mild seizures
stage 3) addiction, pain to the stomach region, discoloured/rotting tissue surrounding the tumor, gender dysphoria, and seizures
stage 4) heavy addiction, immense pain, migraines, discoloured/rotting tissue surrounding the tumor, leaking of stomach acid, gender dysphoria, heavy seizures, and eventual organ failure.
the seizures caused by this disease can often be mistaken for obnoxious dancing.
this disease is spreading fast, and is quickly becoming an epidemic. spread the word, donate to the research into it. if we keep fighting, may be victorious.

"fortnite is an epidemic that's threatening our continued existed"

by anonymous November 12, 2019

Fortnite

A game that made me lose my house, family, kids, wife, and 50,000 v-bucks. I'm living on the streets with the 50 rare skins that I bought. Plz help *Crouch* *Uncrouch*

Person 1: Who are you?
Person2: A person who let Fortnite kick me ou-
Person 1: Ok bye.

by 100gamer456 November 12, 2019

Fortnite

A kid-friendly shooter game made by Epic Games. Was first made in 2011 with a gamemode called "Save the World". Then a new gamemode called "Battle Royale", A 100 player co-op PVP gamemode where you can battle players all over the world . Battle Royale was released during late September 2017, available for free on PS4, Xbox One, PC, and Mac. There are many cosmetics and emotes. There is a "special" currency called "V-Bucks". You can spend V-Bucks in the item shop where you can buy cosmetics and emotes. The item shop resets every 24 hours. You can also get cosmetics and emotes from the battle pass which costs 950 V-Bucks ($9.50) for buying the basic bundle. You can also buy the battle pass bundle with an additional 25 extra tiers for 2,800 V-Bucks ($28). There are many types of weapons like shotguns, rifles, explosives, and snipers. So get that "Victory Royale" or battle against zombies in Save the World which is a NON-FREE gamemode which costs $40. You cannot buy it with V-Bucks unfortunately.

September 2017- The beginning of Fortnite.
March 2018- Fortnite began popularity.
September 2018- Most popular video game of 2018 with over 100,000,000 downloads.
April 2019- Fortnite started to die.
July 2019- Fortnite was dying.
October 2019- R.I.P Fortnite because it is trash now.
Today- GO BACK TO FORTNITE KID.
Future- WHO THE HELL PLAYS FORTNITE STILL.

September 2017...
Adam: Yo dude. Did you hear the new Fortnite game?
Josh: No what is it?
Adam: It's a fun shooter game with a battle royale gamemode free for PS4, Xbox One, Windows PC, and Mac.
Josh: Wow! That sounds really fun!

March 2018...
Josh: Fortnite is really fun. Everybody should play this!
Adam: I know right?

September 2018...
Adam: Dang, Fortnite became super successful really quick!
Josh: I know it's crazy!
Adam: This is the funnest game I have ever played!

April 2019...
Josh: Fortnite is starting to get boring.
Adam: Not really, eventually it will.

July 2019...
Adam: Yeah your right, Fortnite is getting boring badly.
Josh: No doubt, the people that say this is really fun are dumb.
Adam: True.

October 2019...
Josh: Fortnite is officially boring now.
Adam: Facts. Ain't nobody would think that's fun.

Today...
Adam: YO SCREW YOU KID!
Trash Scrub Kid: SCREW YOU DUMB IDIOT!
Josh: GO BACK TO FORTNITE TRASH SCRUB KID!
Trash Scrub Kid: MAKE ME!

Future:
Josh: WHO PLAYS FORTNITE STILL?
Adam: WHO PLAYS FORTNITE STILL?

by NothingToSeeHere- November 13, 2019

Fortnite

A FRICKING PEICE OF SHIT

YOU PEICE OF SHIT ARE YOU PLAYING FORTNITE?

by fortnite is language November 15, 2019

Fortnite

A game that makes American 13 year olds believe they actually fuck.

Oh, of course he’s a virgin. He jacks off to Fortnite porn on his $3000 gaming PC.

by Goko November 15, 2019