When you’re asspumping a dirty tramp face down on your mattress and feel like it’s that time time of day. Your dick hurts and it’s time to take a piss. With your Johnson stuck deep in her rectal cavity, you strike a firm blow to the back of her head in order to make her ass tighten up so there’s no way out of it for this bitch, then proceed to leak in said area until you feel the tank is properly full. As she screams in disbelief, swiftly remove your genitalia from the region. This should produce a large eruption of your unloaded piss which exits the asshole with astounding velocity, mimicking the famous geyser located in Yellowstone, Wyoming.
Her: What the fuck, did you just piss in my ass?!
You: (Whips out phone) Holy shit it’s old faithful!!
You: (Whips out phone) Holy shit it’s old faithful!!
by JJbangs124 June 28, 2020
A blow job from an elderly woman with a stoma, while in the lie back position. To achieve full old faithful status, one must ejaculate while buried in the throat through the stoma hole on to her chest.
by The Rapey Dog May 29, 2017
A Faith Smith, is someone who pretends to be your best friend during a breakup and then gets with your ex two weeks later. Hence the “faith” which is broken and “Smith” a worker in metal who uses people’s trash for their own.
Hannah: She took my boyfriend Leroy, two weeks after we broke up!
Sarah: She is such a Faith Smith
Hannah: What’s that?
Sarah: Someone who steals someone’s ex
Sarah: She is such a Faith Smith
Hannah: What’s that?
Sarah: Someone who steals someone’s ex
by SadietheOGwhiteheeler January 18, 2025
being incredibly broke that you’d have to beam ur friend for $7 so you can afford food
other words: pooron, poor, broke.
other words: pooron, poor, broke.
by veewastaken April 18, 2022
by DAYGO :) November 26, 2018
by LexiMontee August 01, 2019
More known within the black community, “Cousin Faith” is a woman who pursues , have sex with, or tries to flirt with a partner or an ex of a family member. Such back stabbing disrespectful behavior, they usually have no reason behind it besides “Cousin Faith” just being a hoe
“I could never be friends with her again, I don’t even address her by her name. She cousin Faith to me.”
(Soul Food Movie 1997) Terri: “Oh fuck the family! The family fucked my husband. Yeah Faith fucked my husband.” (Terri’s sister also married the man she was on a date with and slept with him too)
(Soul Food Movie 1997) Terri: “Oh fuck the family! The family fucked my husband. Yeah Faith fucked my husband.” (Terri’s sister also married the man she was on a date with and slept with him too)
by cette salope cinq étoiles December 01, 2024