cabo shower

The morning after partying at mango deck and squid row, you didn’t get laid so you try to beat off in the shower, but you’re so hungover you just throw up mid whack session and give up.
Bro you don’t look so good, what that a Cabo shower?
by Nick_bender June 05, 2021
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Shower noodles

When you have to defecate in the shower so you put your butthole against the drain and poop through it like a playdoh extruder.
In the middle of my shower I really needed to poop so I just made shower noodles.
by IpNyurButt December 20, 2020
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Amish Shower

When someone is having intercourse or relations under or near a heifer and they milk or extract the lactate of the heifer and pour it onto their partner just before climax / orgasm.
Last night I gave her a nice Amish Shower.

These Amish Showers are doing wonders for my facial complexion.

I love the taste of Amish Showers.
by Amish Shower October 23, 2014
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red shower

When someone cut their wrists (and optionally, their throat) before backflipping off the roof, hence creating a red shower for everyone standing below.
Did you visit Sam's red shower yesterday?
Yes lmao it was quite refreshing in this hot weather
by satan is my sugar daddy April 09, 2021
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Pat Shower

A Pat (pits, ass, and taint) shower is a quick and refreshing shower in which you jump in the shower just to wash your pits, ass, and taint because the lack of time for a full shower.
Hold on dude, let me take a quick pat shower before we head out to the bar.
by Laverne&Shirley August 21, 2008
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Sauna Shower

When you are having a shower or before you finish a shower, you turn the heat up to very hot (or the hottest temperature your shower can make) and stand somewhere else (within the shower/bath area) to avoid getting burned. This way, when you get out of the shower, the room temperature of the bathroom is nice and warm and not freezing cold.

Sauna shower can be one or two words.
Be right back, going to have a sauna shower.

My friend just had a saunashower. He said it was awesome!
by Ivonne Weinervontucklemier January 13, 2011
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shower bowels

The feeling of having to shit that you get as soon as you hop in the shower.
I needed to get ready for my date, but then I got a case of the shower bowels. She never spoke to me again.
by idrathernotpod June 13, 2018
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