pineapple express

Is the sexual act and/or process performed by males, which consist of eating sweet fruits such as pineapples to generate sweet tasting semen or male ejaculate primarily for the receiving sexual partner to taste or eat after a facial

"Dude last night I gave her a taste of the pineapple express. She noticed i had eaten some pretty sweet Dole pineapples."

by norcaldude707 October 16, 2008

The Pony Express

When a Female partner has 1 or more earings in each ear, and before engaging in sexual intercourse fashioning reins out of string or leather strips. Then once the reins are created you mount her from behind and yell stop 1 and engage in the mail delivery across the west.

Hey Black Beauty/Hildalgo i need to deliver a package via pony express. Turn around and let me show you the wild west. Gidde Up its time for The Pony Express

by evcar mayman September 6, 2011

pinapple express

the act of quickly inserting a pinapple in to ones anus

i need to loosen that ass up. how bout the pinapple express?

by shark bait ho haha February 22, 2010

PC express(Pork Chop Express)

the fat that hangs off a womans stomach. Express is added to the term PC only when the stomach reaches a great enough size to overtake her shorts,pants,or skirt she may be wearing.

yo, that girl has a PC over there, it is getting close to a PC Express

by chris huffman September 1, 2005

Dickin express

v. 1. to be run on, destroyed by or just straight up buttfucked.
2. a large train made of dicks.

"I just gave Audrey the Dickin express, she'll never walk straight again."
"Woo woo! Here comes the Dickin express."

by asgadhgahgahg April 10, 2008

topless espresso

An espresso ordered to-go without the protective lid. This is generally regarded as a very eco-friendly maneuver. Rationally, the likelihood of an espresso shot spilling while on-the-go is quite low given the amount of liquid involved compared to the height of the cup. Stated more directly, one has to be rather challenged to spill an espresso.

I don't normally order coffee, but when I do, I ask for "a topless espresso."

by KeepItCoolYo August 10, 2010

Pony Express Texting

When you text someone, then hours later they FINALLY text you back

Mike: Want to do something today?
...5+ hours later
Jordan: like what?
Mike: Sushi?
...45 minutes later
Jordan: Ok!
Mike: you know you do pony express texting right?
Jordan: shut up! Lol

by sheldon91 April 22, 2011