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Ace Exclusionist

Loudmouthed children on the internet crying about issues that don't matter at all. They have no bearing in the real world and they are rejected by the majority of their community. Somehow, they manage to twist their own perceptions so that they believe that they are the immortal guardians of the future gay and trans people, instead of whiny brats who don't know what they're talking about and really need to go outside.
"Yeah, we had an Ace Exclusionist try to join our Pride group last week, kicked that kid to the curb"
by TripleAMage April 21, 2018
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Exploding Horny Teenager

A prepubescent male who undergoes a combustion process, due to excessive accumulated semen and noxious gases (such as methane). Studies show that holding in a fart while having blue balls causes such a phenomena to occur.
Person A: Holy shit, look at that girl's ass!
Person B: ::Explodes::

Did you hear that after Tommy held a fart in all day, Susan came over and he exploded? He was one exploding horny teenager!
by Tim, Tim, Alex, Nick, Jason January 18, 2009
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Explosive Diarrhea

What seems to happen when Sincerely Jordan spends the night and Trinket Tacos house with Rene Mercury. Manly naming the incident after having pizza and bread sticks in her room. Hours in the bathroom screaming UUURRGHHH and holding on to the side wall for dear life.

Apparently preperation H is supposed to help, god knows why, and Mrs. Wallace provided some, and Trinket Tacos instructions were to "shove it up your blow hole.
After having the pizza and breadsticks, I had Explosive Diarrhea and Trinket Taco and Rene Mercury laughed at me.
by Sincerely Jordan November 3, 2008
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exploding vj

fitting your body in a womans vagina, and expanding your arms so her body rips in half
ban aflack gave jannifer lopez an exploding vj, thats why she is crippled
by swingingfloob March 21, 2008
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Improvised Explosive Device

When a guy knows that he is about to get a blowjob from a girl he doesn't like, and has adequate time to prepare, he can masturbate just to the point of ejaculation. Then, the man would have the woman get on her knees while she takes off his pants. If executed correctly, once the woman reveals his member and takes hold, he will cum in her face, causing her to be left very messy and surprised... Allah Akbar!
A slut comes over thinking she's going to get to suck some dick. To her surprise, she is about to be booby trapped. Once she gets the dick out, it explodes in her face like a roadside bomb, also known as an IED, or Improvised Explosive Device.
by Dumpusfuck September 27, 2007
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exclusionist

An exclusionist is a person who gatekeeps (i.e. excludes) certain people or identities from a group. This is particularly prevalent in the LGBTQ+ community, but also occurs in other (usually minority) groups as well. Often times exclusionists stubbornly maintain one viewpoint without attempting to understand those they exclude, even after having their mindsets thoroughly debunked by inclusionists. Exclusionists often treat identities as "clubs" and "in-groups" that they exclude others from in order to feel more valid in their own identities, usually not realizing that those outside the group often do not understand the differences and subject all identities to judgement and oppression.
1. Penny is a pansexual exclusionist. She says that pansexuals invalidate bisexual and trangender people, but that makes no sense. She doesn't get that bisexuality is the attraction to two or more genders, and that pansexuality is the attraction that is not determined by gender, and that neither invalidates other identities.

2. You're a bisexual exclusionist because you think you can only be gay or straight, no in-between? Dude, you know that bisexuality isn't always an attraction to just men and just women, right?

3. Did you hear Andrew is an ace exclusionist? He keeps saying he excludes asexual and aromantic people from LGBTQ+ because he doesn't know the difference between asexuality and abstinence. He really needs to do some research.

4. You know that one author? Turns out she's a TERF, which means she excludes transgender people from feminism because they weren't born female. What a boomer.

5. I'm genderfluid, and use neopronouns. If you're an exclusionist and you don't think my identities are valid, don't interact!
by PewPewGuns September 25, 2020
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EXPOLSION

EXPOLSION MEANS: EXPRESSION. VERB DEFINITION: EXPLOSIVE EXPRESSION. WORD CREATED OCT. 5, 2018 BY THE PUBLISHED AUTHOR AND AMERICAN GENIUS NICK BYRD. 5
AN ARTIST NEEDS 'EXPOLSION.' 5
by ONE BLOOD October 5, 2018
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