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under the dress vagina press

A deadly riposte, whereby you lunge verily with yon weapon, under the hem of the enemies skirt (man-skirt if applicable) and prod your tool against their lower regions.

This often causes confusion, arousal, fright, projectile vomiting, or a counter-attack with the nut suck poking fuck
Man 1 - Why hello there! What fine weather we are having today!
Man 2 - WHAT YOU SAY! A REVENGE ON YOU! *man 2 uses under the dress vagina press on man 1*
Man 1 - OH NO I AM DEAD
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Dressed for trade

A description of a woman wearing tight and/or revealing clothing, with (un)suitable hair, makeup, shoes and jewellry, making her appear like a prostitute seeking clients.

The term does not imply that she actually is a working girl, merely that she is dressed blatantly to attract men; it can be used perjoratively by other women about somneone they assess as better dressed or more attractive than themselves - the object of their ire does not necessarilty look sleazy or cheap.
"Oh my God, look at Kitty ! I mean, boots, fishnets and a miniskirt ?"

"That bitch is dressed for trade, you'd better get Mike out of here, they used to date and she's obviously on the prowl again."
by Eighth of Seven April 9, 2009
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dressual

dresh*u*al

An adjective to describe a specific attire. A combination of formal and casual attire.
The attire for the event is dressual.

Those are dressual shoes. You can wear them for multiple occasions.
by BabyBoyDaPrince December 12, 2014
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Does the Pope Pope In the woods?

A question you ask when the answer is a blisteringly obvious yes.
Makes use of the word 'Pope' as both noun and verb.
"You want another beer?"
'Does the Pope Pope in the woods?!'
"uhhh"
'Gawdamnit, the Pope Popes everywhere, he's the fuckin' pope!'
by drjeco October 6, 2015
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does what it says on the tin

A product or process that just does what it's required to do, often used for lacklustre things that are just about good enough for a job, but nothing special.
That phone is pretty simple, but it does what it says on the tin so it'll do for now.
by UKSnootyFox June 15, 2016
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driese

Correcting someone when they are wrong.
You just got driesed.
by slappey October 3, 2017
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does killer croc eat people

Yes. Yes he does.
Does killer croc eat people?
DOC: No, it's just an urban myth.
KILLER CROC: Yeah. Keep believing that doc.
by funnyboi82 May 4, 2018
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