Detroit friday night suprise

Finding out you got mulitple STDs from a one night stand

"Dude this sucks it turns out i got a detroit friday night suprise"

by Mrfrostedflake October 18, 2015

Detroit dumptruck

When you fuck a girl with a dildo while she taking a shit

That crazy bitch wanted me to give her a Detroit dumptruck

by Mtg187 March 20, 2020

Detroit Snow Cone

When one takes a diarrhea shit in the snow making a shit flavored snow cone. Can be served a variety of ways but typically in a gas station style cup. May require a spoon if the shit is too thick for a straw. Not to be confused with a Detroit Snowball

Dude A: You hungry?
Dude B: No man, my girlfriend just made me a Detroit Snow Cone.
Dude A: Oh snap, how was it?
Dude B: That shit was filling, even had nuts in it.
Dude A: She must really love you.

by DuffersDer July 01, 2019

Detroit Teddybear

When you’re eating cereal and you finish it all, you get brtutus’ minigun, put it in your butt and then shit in the bowl, and spread it all over you’re partner until they look like a teddy bear

Last weekend me and Gracie hit the ole’ Detroit Teddybear. Let’s just say it was a great time

by Detroit teddy bear December 23, 2024

Detroit Lions

The 2023 NFC North Champions. Not as bad as they used to be.

Fantasy Player: "Hey, who should I have as my defense this week?"

Other Fantasy Player: "The Detroit Lions."

by Portuzil January 07, 2024

Detroit One Way

Not stopping at red lights, after dark, in Detroit.

Honey, be home by 10pm take the Detroit One Way and get home safe.

by FireStud169 December 03, 2024

Detroit Roll

When you work extra hard to get that promotion.

Hey bob did you get that promotion at work. I better have since I gave my boss the Detroit Roll.

by Promotion March 16, 2023