The strongest most hard hitting psychedelics that will ever exist. You will proceed to fuck anything that moves and there is a 98% chance you will catch a rape case every time dropping these. Once you take a singular shlappy you will instantly want to kill yourself. Never take the shlappy depressant.
Phil: "Yo did you hear Ben dropped fucking 3 shlappy depressants!"
Steve: "Bro. He woke up with 10 dead women in his bed and jizz stains all over his sheets. He's already in jail dog."
Steve: "Bro. He woke up with 10 dead women in his bed and jizz stains all over his sheets. He's already in jail dog."
by bigstrappingcowboy October 4, 2022

Millie depression is "Millie Bobby brown" depression, means that if you can't meet Millie and being so sad about it
Im in Millie depression
by Millieismybrownie January 4, 2021

A form of depression but hiding your true depressive emotions to seem more happy in front of other people. Except you're not happy.
Person 1: "He's always so happy!"
His thoughts: "I wish people understood me. I'm not happy, this is just a cover up for my real emotions. I have smiling depression."
His thoughts: "I wish people understood me. I'm not happy, this is just a cover up for my real emotions. I have smiling depression."
by Cram Salesman October 22, 2020

Yeet I have pseudo-depression
by An actual retard January 24, 2018

Guy 1: hey man do you have a happy trail ?
Guy 2: no I broke down and gave myself a depression trail.
Guy 2: no I broke down and gave myself a depression trail.
by Depressiontrailman October 6, 2019

When u scream and have panic attacks and ur rly going through it
It’s ok I’m her snap:Jayla_lovee265. Snap if ur going through it I’m always here
It’s ok I’m her snap:Jayla_lovee265. Snap if ur going through it I’m always here
by Brace face December 27, 2020

When using Grindr becomes so toxic, you become a hermit for the following week due to the level of depression you experience.
Friend: Why have you been ignoring me lately?
Me: Oh yeah, Blake and I have given up on love. This week we’ve had Grindr Depression due to a promised hookup, then instant block.
Me: Oh yeah, Blake and I have given up on love. This week we’ve had Grindr Depression due to a promised hookup, then instant block.
by ExGrindrUserrr February 23, 2022
