Top deck...
Refers to the male genetalia, where half is lighter than the other half.Usually the balls and half the shaft is brown or darker and the top is lighter, like a Cadbury Top Deck chocolate.
Also applies to when the whole of the man's genetalia is darker than the rest of his body.
Refers to the male genetalia, where half is lighter than the other half.Usually the balls and half the shaft is brown or darker and the top is lighter, like a Cadbury Top Deck chocolate.
Also applies to when the whole of the man's genetalia is darker than the rest of his body.
"omg girl, I made out with him finally and he has a top deck"
He looked at his dick and realised he was a top deck
He was white as snow but he was swinging the top deck
He looked at his dick and realised he was a top deck
He was white as snow but he was swinging the top deck
by TopDeck August 20, 2022

Break decking is when you break dance on your dick with all of your weight on it till it snaps in half and a girl sucks on the detached part of the dick
by Big Dickerson March 20, 2022

to confidently attempt to perform an impossible task, having misunderstood the difficulty of the task or overestimated one’s ability to complete it. Often with loved one(s) looking on and questioning one’s sanity in the vain attempt.
by Boydz June 22, 2021

When all you want in life are some Trader Joes soft and juicy dried mangoes and your lit ass coworker pulls them out of their desk drawer.
by mangotangofandango May 14, 2019

Doing whippits, or nitrous-oxide
by quarantine2020 April 30, 2020

by Kb416 June 21, 2022

by Meme sca March 2, 2021
