Sphincter of Death

A co-worker whose shit and farts are so bad that they linger in the office bathroom and waft from his cubicle from morning to closing time, every day. They are so horrid that the rest of his co-workers flee for fresh air every time he lifts his ass and smiles with pride.

Holy Shit! He unleashed his Sphincter of Death again so run for your lives!!!!!!!!!!

by The Conjurer September 20, 2019

Rectal Death

When a man covers himself in lubricant and fully enters a woman's anus... fully.

Guy - "Woah dude, i just gave my girl the rectal death!"
Other Guy- Woah man how is she?
Guy - Im pretty sure i punctured her stomach on the way out, but lets not worry about that

by Analman April 10, 2008

Peen of Death

Most famously possessed by Sam Winchester on the TV show Supernatural, a Peen of Death is a penis that has (through unknown dark magics) been cursed to cause any woman who fucks the owner of the Peen to die in an unrelated way within days. Alternate use: A Peen of Death in the real world also applies to a penis that when used, causes any relationship, friendship or business relationship with that person to die for reasons other than that the Peen owner sucks at sex.

"Come on Gabe, just let me fuck you this one time."
"No way in Hell, Sam, I know about your Peen of Death. I'd like to survive this time around"
"Gabe, you're immortal. Now get over here and let me fuck you, damn it!"

by PensiveManiac April 28, 2015

Death&Delete

A last ditch effort command to get rid of Tinder, Grindr, or any form of dating apps before someone else sees your phone

"Bill's fiance tried to use his phone, thank God he used Death&Delete or else she'd have his balls"

by Pokebuster64 November 3, 2019

death lecture

Death lecture is a lecture given to you by an asian parent, stating everything bad you've every done in the world.

Asian Mom: John, you got B+, what wrong with you, you can't drive, you can't cook, you don't clean, you sit on your lazy ass all day...
John: *Get getting death lectured*

by exxo56456451 April 21, 2007

unto the death

Amazing Metal Band from florida

Hey did you go to the Unto The Death Show this weekend?

by Androzz October 31, 2007

Death Boop

A death boop is a boop in which I bestow the blessing of a persons disappearance upon the chat if the person just so happens to be an ass.

I'm going to death boop you out of here if you keep being an ass.

by Strangefrost September 10, 2018