dookie ham

Type of poop that's about the size of a whole baloney, thick, dense, and heavy.

"I laid down a dookie ham so dense you can see the ribs and fat in it."

- What sort of flavor is this fine meat?
- Nah bro that's the dookie ham I slammed down this morning

by layingdookiehamsdaily May 2, 2025

Dookie Kapua

Another term for releasing the gross excrement from your body

Friend: Where are you going?
Me: I gotta go "dookie kapua" !!

by Sonnny Jins December 13, 2021

Dookie

Something that is whack or not good in any sense of the imagination. Inadequate.

I couldn’t understand why that man gave such a horrible speech. It was dookie!!!

by Terry Bad Ice January 24, 2021

Dookie

A word for a person

Oh swear I seen dookie the other day

by Romezfrmda20 April 21, 2022

dookie strang

Your guts, intestines or colon

My dookie strang is loose

by !bignig December 16, 2013

Dookie

Usually used to refer to someone who is clownish, foolish or a nerd.

Example 1.
Guy 1: “I’m so strong, I beat up Steve”
Guy2: “hear dookie, you got smacked”

Example 2.
Guy 1: “bro I got violated today”
Guy 2: “yeah I heard g, why’s dookie lying on your name?”

by Jdotloud May 1, 2021

Dookie Dew

Butt sweat mixed with dookie from a dirty booty.

Walked in the bathroom after big Johnathan, and he left dookie dew all on the back of the toilet seat

by Dom N. Nader October 13, 2023