Depression Nap 

The 3-4 hour nap you take after school because of the homework you know you need to do later.

“Myah can’t come to the phone right now, because she is taking a depression nap”

Depression Nap by Myahsaurus November 1, 2019

Depression session 

A group of people in a preferabley dark room, lit by a black light or a dull coloured light, smoking large amounts of marijuana, usually into the early hours of the morning.

Some Guy: "Ok, if we all put in, we can buy a quarter ounce."
Some Other Guy: "Okay, then we'll have a depression session at That Guy's house."

Depression session by Tokin' Smokin' July 4, 2006

Depression hair 

Matted unwashed and unbrushed hair because washing and brushing your hair is hard and not a lot of people have the motivation for it.

"Wow your hair is so matted is everything okay?"

"Yeah I just got a case of depression hair"

Depression hair by Fuck off hoe May 11, 2021

depression sex 

verb.

When two depressed people have sex which includes touching/kissing of scars, cuts, bruises or burns. A very sad and loving way of intercourse. Can also be categorized as masochistic.

"Jack was craving depression sex that night because of the things he had done."

depression sex by ghostlyChild March 5, 2016

Depression Hungry 

The feeling of unhappiness or feeling negativily about yourself that you can only be mended by a well needed amount of food.

Ex. "Sydney was beating herself up pretty badly until lunch afterwards. Why is that?" "Maybe she was just Depression Hungry."

Depression Hungry by Quaint Kiwi June 30, 2016

Depression munchies 

The consumption of large amounts of junk food in an attempt to relieve symptoms of major depression, such as; excessive crying, numbness, fatigue, isolation, anxiety.

Is usually a long term habit and is used as a coping mechanism, similar to binge eating.

Guy 1: Bro you eat so much junk food!!
Guy 2: Dude it's not my fault, *sighs* I've got depression munchies.

Depression munchies by truthsbetoldboii May 18, 2018

Depression Soup 

Old noodles mixed with warm milk, flavored with salt and pepper.

" Grandpa was so hungry that he made Depression Soup for lunch."

Depression Soup by DarcyDog December 20, 2018