Dakota

To be fat, ugly, retarded, lazy, gluttonous, bald, bastard, bugger with a lump on his but that lights up rainbow colors.

Look, here comes Dakota. I heard that glowing bulge is a butt plug and I heard it vibrate during class while he was sitting down.

by South American Tundra May 21, 2025

dakota

If you meet someone named Dakota, be their friend INSTANTLY. Dakota’s are kind, caring , and will love you until the day that you die. Even if they don’t tell you, they love you. They will give you handmade items that they took a month to make to show that they love you. They never say if you make them sad, so check up in them every once-in a-while. A Dakota makes you laugh and smile so hard that your face hurts. Dakotas are special (in a good way), but they don’t know it. They go through their own battles, yet somehow they always find time and strength to fight yours, too. Their jokes are literally the best. Their stories are the best. Their friendliness makes you become friends with them instantly. Dakotas are other halves, other siblings… Don’t ever let a Dakota go, they are not something you want to have in your life.

Dakota: It might not be good, but I made something for you.

Me: Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!! *I LOVE it*

by ItIsReallyMe May 25, 2025

South Dakota Special

The act of getting away with a crime, up-to and including murder because you are a politician in South Dakota. With the harshest sentence typically being a very reduced sentence or community service.

Notable receiver's of the South Dakota Special include Bill Janklow and Jason Ravnsborg.

In 2003, former South Dakota governor Bill Janklow got the South Dakota Special by being convicted of 2nd degree manslaughter (a Class 4 Felony) and received a shorter sentence than someone charged with a misdemeanor.

by silavon May 15, 2024

Dakota

A bright light in the dark, Dakota lights up whatever room she walks into. She can always put a smile on your face, and she is also probably the most trustworthy person you will ever meet.
Dakota is different, she is herself and no one else, her beauty is a special kind of beauty that can't be put in a box.
She probably can't see her own beauty which is a perfect tragedy. If you know a Dakota, remind her of her beauty and worth because she probably needs it.
No matter what, she will always be there. If you meet a Dakota, you should keep her around.

Wow that girl is so perfect
She must be Dakota

by Thelightman May 18, 2024

Dakota

Dakota is that guy that no one really gets to know. They hear one bad thing about him, and you miss out on such an opportunity. If you don't listen to all the haters, you get to know a pretty funny guy. He's quick with his jokes, which are funny 9/10 times. He's funny AND he's also super kind. If he says something negative, as a joke of course, he will clear the air. Most of the time you can find him playing basketball (even with a concussion) or listening to music in the back of the class. Speaking of class, this guy is super into his education. He's involved in every class discussion and is never afraid to ask a question. He enjoys being involved in school, group hang outs, picking on his sister, and getting concussions.

Person 1: who’s that guy everyone keeps talking trash about?

Person 2: oh, that’s Dakota. I don’t know why everyone talks trash though; he’s the funniest guy I know!

Person 1: Is Dakota playing basketball with a concussion?
Person 2: Of course he is, it’s Dakota

by Bar of soap March 20, 2024

Dakota Jacob Kuhlmann

Bad ass with a big dick.

Dakota Jacob Kuhlmann is a bad ass with a big dick.

by Tlynn33 July 1, 2021

tay’s dakota

SHES MY BOYFRIEND.

“oh isn’t that tay’s dakota?” - person one.
“i will cut your limbs.” - tay

by tayderzi July 6, 2021