Covfefe

Twittering and musturbeting at the same time.

Donald like to covfefe late at night while wife is sleeping.

by Rajabalak July 19, 2017

covfefe

A portmanteau of "coverage" referring to press coverage and "fefe" referring to a made up jury-rigged device that prisoners make to masturbate. In context, it is used to suggest that the press are creating their "coverage" from discarded tidbits as a form of mental masturbation.

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe"

by MODRON June 1, 2017

covfefe

trump: oh SataN, i NeEdS tO spItS oUt OnE oF ThEm SpIcEr'S mEmE.
satan: kay, just stop typing wierd/
TrUMp: No, I nEEDS THem SpICy memes. i neED That press covfefe!
lightbulb suddenly shines
satan: there you go
TRRRRRRUmPPP: tesb eht er' uoy natas sknahT

when you need a new meme about yourself, you sh*t out new memes like f*cking covfefe.

americas screwed. the f*cking world is screwed

besides Canada

by tadashi fukushimatadt June 1, 2017

covfefe

A compound word championed by Mr. Trump joining "cov" (a confirmation of sexual victory) to "fefe" (having sex with a rubber glove-lined sock in prison). Usually shouted late at night upon successful completion of the act

Teenager in bedroom: "incomprehensible grunting covfefe!!"

by yogurtman87 June 1, 2017

Covfefe

A Fallout deathclaw wearing a French maid outfit.

"I was stunned when I came across a covfefe during my travels."

by Username Redacted August 16, 2018

Covfefe

A word in a tweet Donald Trump made regarding the constant negative press.

The actual drink is made from roasted "constant negative press" and is enjoyed by Professional Fidget Spinner Atheletes across the world.

"Dispite the constant negative press covfefe" - Donald J Trump

by Flangueins June 13, 2017

Covfefe

Russian slang for fake news.

"CNN is Covfefe"

by Helter Ogroff May 31, 2017