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cougar

me: hey you see that girl?
friend: yeah she’s older.
me: yeah she’s a cougar😳
by hellcat64)3$ August 24, 2022
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Cougar

An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.
Boy 1: Dude have you met Kaydens Mom?
Boy 2: No why?
Boy 1: she is the cougae of all cougars, I'll introduce you.
Boy 2: Hell yeah. I can't wait to meet this cougar
Boy1: She will teach you all kids of grown up stuff
by Poprart please May 18, 2020
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cougar's life

( based on the internet site cougarlife.com)

a life based on hedonism and immorality
If you want to know what a cougar's life is you can ask Gary Ridgway
by Sexydimma November 24, 2013
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Cougar

Alfie's mother
Cricket, Alfie's mum is an Absolute cougar!
by SCABIEWARRIOR52 July 26, 2018
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Cougar

Sarah Easey
Sarah is a cougar
by Chelseafc❤️ July 8, 2019
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Cougar chump

Noun: A young man who gets used and degraded because of his need for sex by a nasty old cougar whore who is usually a drunk and a drug user.

A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.
Maani doogie: Dude, who’s possibly down for sploogie bombing some skanks?
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.
by ballplayer182 March 9, 2022
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Cougar

Coolest women in the world that is 2 days older
-Wow look at that cougar!

- I heard she likes BTS tho
- So?
by Not good at soccer March 9, 2022
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