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Cosmic Kid

A Pet Simulator player who solely relies on the Cosmic Values website for all their trading decisions, often resulting in stupid and uninformed decisions.
Sorry dude, I just had to deal with an annoying cosmic kid, he literally declined an amazing offer just cause his outdated website said it was an L.
by A roblox trader December 24, 2023
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Cosmic

When all around you is going to shit but you're too blind or stupid to see it so you say it's all cosmic.
When your staff are so bad that just turning up on time is an improvement. That's for being on time. You're cosmic.
by Jojnny5 December 28, 2023
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Cosmic playboy

Ricky Potts. The guy from Ride the cyclone who had 14 cats and had crutches named ‘Lady Marzipan’ and ‘Dame Judi Dench’, he also said ‘porno is magical
A: You know what Ride the cyclone is?
B: Yeah, my fav is Karnak, who’s ur fav?
A: Cosmic playboy.
B: Ricky Potts?
by The foxman real January 7, 2024
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comcat

Comcats is a group of people online who collaborate together to commit sim-swaps. Most comcat members have over a million dollars in stolen bitcoin in their possession and like to flex their money on poor groups like 764. They all like UK Drill music and saying things like “g”, “yh” and “yo”.
Yo ur a comcat? can i please have 10k?
yh g, we’re rich asf loool
by yeodkfngnt January 9, 2024
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CosmicMouse

Mouse of Cosmosis. Visit r/cosmicmouse for more information
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by Milboomial January 27, 2024
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Comcast

A cable company many people from Minnesota most likely have/had
Comcast is slow as fuck
by ErikTheEliminator151 September 8, 2023
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Cosmic Rape

When you are being pegged in the ass at light speeds, or large fractions thereof.
“”Did you hear what happened to Josh? He was fucked at 1/10 the speed of light!”
“Damn, that’s Cosmic Rape. He must’ve been seeing stars!”
by DarthNBL September 15, 2023
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