top cop

The police chief.

The top cop said arrests have been made in connection with the robbery.

by Danny 2011 August 14, 2011

Robo-cop it

When a young Royal Marines Commando is called out on potential falsehoods and is charged with proving his spurious remarks or comments to be in fact true, he will be offered the challenge of ‘Robo-cop it’ if said Marine takes up the Robo-cop challenge there are two possible outcomes.

1. He is not in fact chatting shit but is a purveyor of facts at which point he is allowed to switch fire to targets in depth or return fire to the Challenger.

2. He is found to be touting lies and allegations he will duly have his head shaved in the fashion of Murphy from the motion picture Robo-Cop.

Marine Smith: Well I told the sergeant Major he can go fuck himself!

Mne Jones: Fuck off did ya, Robo-Cop it!

Marine Smith: Right I did and just walked off he did nothing!

LCpl Wright: Fuck off did ya, I was outside.

The lads: ROBO-COP HIM! YEEESEESSSSS!

by Stupid Disco February 10, 2021

rent a cop

someone who's a rented cop. usually a security guard at schools or events.

yo that rent-a-cop can't do shit. he doesnt even have a badge.

by ALeN BaLeN April 28, 2003

urinal cop

short for "urinal copulator", this term refers to a man who is so insecure about the size of his penis (or about other men seeing his unit) that he stands absurdly close to the urinal while pissing. this gives any passer-by the impression that the man in question is actually trying to make sweet ceramic love to the urinal, rather than piss in it as normal males do.

dude, look at that urinal cop over there. i bet the splashback must be nasty. why doesn't he just back up a bit and arc it in?

by Jeff Urban (seriously, that's my real name) April 15, 2005

suicide by cop

Passive method of suicide by those without the guts to kill themselves. Involves entering or drawing a police response, then provoking a lethal draw of fire by either threatening with a real or fake weapon, or aggressive maneuvering towards the police officers. Life insurance policies may cover suicide-by-cop, whereas they wouldn't cover normal suicide.

Did you hear about Joe? He went out by suicide by cop.

by sonicbloom November 2, 2008

to cop

To acquire something, or more fittengly, to roll through and grab it. Like cops do. Get it?

Yo that new album is dope, make sure to cop it.

by dr. kozmo April 20, 2019

library cop

A security guard assigned to a library. Many libraries now need extra security due to increasing problems with intoxicated patrons, shouting matches between patrons, and other inappropriate behavior between adults and/or children.

I used to be a mall cop, but now I'm a library cop.

by yes juanito yes May 23, 2015