coastin up

When sumone curls up to not get tickled

RORO COASTIN up THE HELL UP RIGHT NOW WTF RONG WIT HER

by B_raddddd January 19, 2016

Comcasting

When your internet connection goes out for no reason and you lose connection

Damn it jerry, Your connection is comcasting again! I can't move!

by Noigtmar October 7, 2016

coaster fingers

When you finger an asshole and only realise you still have shit under your nails when having a sip of beer at the pub. You grab a coaster to scrape the shit out.

Mate! I've got coaster fingers. Wanna sniff?

by Squirtle 2.0 December 11, 2016

camastro

The name Camastro means Spanish beach chair, it also means that that person can fuck amazing so watch out cuz if your last name or first name is Camastro then u are gunna me a power drill in bed

Wow Camastro is so good at that.

by Mac n' cheez January 16, 2017

comcastian

Wilfully designed to be terrible, with an implication of an almost schadenfreudian delight in the suffering it brings upon the customer.

Did you see that Dr. that was beaten and dragged off the United Airlines flight? That's some comcastian customer service right there!

by KarmaPolice1986 April 18, 2017

Comcast

Company
Only
makes
crappy
ass
shi
t

Friend: Yo you watch that new vid?
Me: No I have COMCAST
Friend: O fuck i feel you man

by Shigalig February 1, 2018

comcast

A company that butt fucks its customers with shitty customer service and internet that always crashes at the worst times.

Me: Fuck! I was about to ace until my internet just fucking crashed! This is bullshit, fuck Comcast!
Friends: Imagine losing connection lol

by bruh_moment December 22, 2018