Chocolate Malt

When you eat out another person's butt

guy 1: eww you gave that girl a chocolate malt?
guy 2: i wasnt expecting the chocolate, man!

by papapoop April 23, 2009

Chocolate Waffle

When you shit in the shower and proceed to stomp it down the drain, making look like a waffle with the shit being the chocolate.

Oi boys surely we leave a chocolate waffle in this public shower.

by Blundabus May 12, 2022

chocolate shamrocks

A group of gentlemen, usually a group of four, who are each themselves a bad man and receive pum pum on the daily.

guy 1: 'look its the chocolate shamrocks'
guy 2: 'damn I wish I had that much pum pum'

by choccy sham H June 5, 2018

Chocolate Starfish

A word use to describe a person's butt-hole that is dark or just uncleaned.

Jessica has the most disgusting chocolate starfish.

by zombiemau54 October 28, 2020

Milk with chocolate

Choccy milk, but with more milk than chocolate. It has an off white to light brown color and you can't taste the syrup or the mix. Also Disappointment in liquid form.

Idiot: Here's your drink!
Person with standards: I asked for chocolate milk, not milk with chocolate. I can't drink this. I send it back.

by ilovechoccymilk May 26, 2022

Dark Chocolate

A phrase that has no meaning but can be used to fuck with your friends

Sam: Did you get dark chocolate last night?
Nic: What the FUCK is dark chocolate

by _DarkChocolate_ August 23, 2021

Chocolate Feinstein

Chocolate Feinstein is a person (usually a female) from Canada who has an over the top infatuation with all things chocolate, especially that of the milk or dark variety. Typically the Chocolate Feinstein has a difficult time eating said chocolate without getting it all over her face. Often shortened to simply “Feinstein”.

“Look at the Chocolate Feinstein fuck up that bag of chocolate chips!”

“Woah, the Chocolate Feinstein likes that a choco-lot!”

by Chocolatefeinstein February 20, 2019