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Only Child Syndrome

A terrible disease that typically effects only-children, but can occasionally strike people with siblings. It may also effect children whose parents divorce.
Symptoms include: playing mind games with members of the opposite sex, a cripling desire for instant gratification, the inability to compromise or share, and a total disregard for anyones thoughts or feelings but their own.
Example 1: Man, that girl is such a bitch- she wouldn't even spare a square! She has the worst case of only child syndrome I've ever seen!

Example 2: My boss has the worst case of only child syndrome ever! Every time I do something good he finds a way to slam me down just so he can feel better about himself.
by Andy Locoweed July 28, 2008
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child-rearing

raising children. root word: REAR because it's a pain in the ass!
Pam majored in child-REARing, little did she know it would only be a pain in the ass.
by pamsweeney January 27, 2013
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Child molester

A sick individual that preys on super young children by touching and or molesting too receive sexual pleasure Charlie W. Peshoff is one of these child molesters and Dana M Holshouser-Penrod, Shelby M Penrod, James R Penrod, Megan J Penrod, Dakota J Penrod all support this child molester which that makes them one as well. They should all rot in hell and will.
He’s a child molester but I love him because he gives me his paycheck and I can’t survive without someone else’s money I’d never make it on my own I don’t know how to work he loves me and my kids he sometimes feels a little too much on my daughter but I wouldn’t let it get to far he knows that as long as I’m getting money I’m happy and so are my kids.
by Shelby Marie Penrod/Faulkner August 12, 2019
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The Only Child Effect

When someone is extremely spoiled or is a huge bitch as a result of being an only child.
Why is that kid such an ass?
Oh he is always like that. It is the only child effect.
by TehRealBigDoge April 7, 2015
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The hated Child

this is one of the most toxic series in the gacha comiunity SPOILER: the hated child always becomes an hybrid princess
damn why the spoiled brat didn’t kill the hated child before she becomes an hybrid princess
by BabyLemonGirl May 21, 2021
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Child support/ mother of child support

n. A system set up in North Carolina in which a father of a child pays money to the child support division and then goes to the mother of the child. The mother then uses the support money on herself such as steak houses and passion parties. A significant amount of these types have been found in western North Carolina particularly uneducated mothers that stopped working after the child was born. These mothers typically take advantage of the welfare system and have their families pay for their rent and bills, while the father pays child support which is non-reportable, the mother then demands more money or the father wont talk or see the child.
Courtney's father pays child support/ mother of child support knowing it does not get used for Courtney.
by Lord Vader1982 December 23, 2011
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child slide

Another term for a pussy.. Ussualy used to describe a loose one pussy. To add bonus point when she has roast beef you can call a child slide that has the drapes. The slip and slide
Dude i hit that bitches child slide.

Man that bitch was so bad in bed cuz she had a child slide.
I mean it was so bad that she thing was like a slipand slide.
by THEBIGO August 7, 2006
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