Smoke the cat

To consume a massive amount of weed.

"Man, I really need to let loose tonight, I say we buy a shitload of weed and just smoke the cat."

"We were high as shit last night, we pretty much smoked the cat."

by Garret Myers September 20, 2009

Cat Paralysis

When you can't move because your cat is laying on you. Usually you are comfortable with it and don't want to move.

Please get me the remote I have cat paralysis!
I can't look I have cat paralysis.

by k1ttyk1tty777 November 29, 2013

nasty cat

Another name for a girl's pussy (usually when it's bare)

Bertha was walking around the house wearing nothing but a long T shirt airing out that nasty cat of hers.

by Nutsack McCluskey August 24, 2006

Emoji Cat

An OC made out of overlapping emojis to look like an image of a cat. Lately the trend has gained popularity by tiktok users adding emojis to tv characters to create an artwork.

What did these emoji cat mfs do to Ike from south park

by Whereisdonnie April 16, 2023

cat murderer

One who slays many pussies; a libertine.

Pussy McGee: "Man, that dude crushes more snatch than a Guy Ritchie hater."
Eight-Foot Cock in Sunglasses: "Yeah, he's a real cat murderer."

by John, A Goat from Space February 25, 2011

bathing a cat

No matter what you do, you can't win. A situation so fucked up that it's pointless to try to fix it.

When my wife walked in on me and my girlfriend (who thought i was single), I figured it was best not to talk. It would be like bathing a cat

by Da Man too June 30, 2008

cat clocking

When you catch an individual looking at you and they immediately look away only to look back at you soon after. A phrase derived from the old fashion cat clocks that would move their eyes from side to side as the seconds went by.

Dennis: " Have you seen who's here at the party?"
Alex: " Yeah man, looks like Torran made it after all"
Dennis: " You think he knows you are here?"
Alex : "Of course he knows I'm here, he's been cat clocking me since I got here. Acting like he hasn't seen me" "He knows he owes me money"

by Arthur Justice 2 January 10, 2015