black cop named carl

Every TV show/movie worth watching in the 80s had one.

See Family Matters, Die Hard, etc.

by Adenia Volkensii April 26, 2005

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

Plugging a product shamelessly in conversation, as if the company was paying you every time you did so. From the movie Idiocracy, where a character is paid every time he inserts "Brought to you by Carl's Jr." into a conversation.

Steve: Man my new Apple Iphone is AWESOME!
Bill: No way, my new Microsoft Windows phone is better than sex!!!
Normal person (without cult-like loyalty): Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

by tiku December 6, 2012

Shut the fuck up Carl!

Shut the fuck up Carl! is a military meme that usually is scene that depicts some military situation sometimes it’s a funny mess up or just a picture that involves the military. There’s usually a snarky or funny remark made of the current situation on top, with a bottom text being along the lines of “shut the fuck up, Carl” but this can also fluctuate, except that the guy is always addressed as Carl. Some other notable different ones are: “Goddammit, Carl” “Seriously,Carl."

Shut the fuck up Carl! As Carl is doing something stupid.

by Assar2015 May 25, 2016

DAMNIT ITS CARL

Guy who is stuck on himself and doesn't care who he hurts. Sucks. Prick. My future husband.

Damnit its Carl thought he was a great guy but he was really a mean cocksucker with a gay lover.

by Lick Me July 22, 2004

Carl Sandburg Junior High

The most ghetto junior high in Illinois. Best class was class of 2019. Everyone knew Javi H, from being a goat, Jack S, with his long hair, Angela with her red ass cheeks, Allie E and Chase B swapping more salvia then an ocean, and Conor B being a dumbass. Carl Sandburg had the worst food choices, as well as cute girls. They all were disgusting as fuck or had ok personalities. It also had the most toxic ship account, which got taken down and the Owner was Angela Tisbert, and tried to cover herself by being Destanee S. The only decent looking girls were Naya S, who moved away, Oleysa U, (did she wear anything other than leggings?), Olivia T, Allie E (why’d she date a midget?) and Zarah. Everyone else...ugly. Carl Sandburg was the most Hispanic filled wannabe school ever.

Did you hear about Carl Sandburg Junior High?
Yeah! Everyone says it’s ghetto.

by realityhitsyou September 29, 2019

BCE (Big Carl Energy)

Confident enough to not need to stuff. You either have it, or you don't.

Mac was lacking BCE (Big Carl Energy), so he had to stuff his buns.

by bigpatties November 3, 2022

hot carl a la mode

A hot carl with vanilla ice cream

Boy I sure could use a Hot Carl A La Mode on this hot sunny day!!!

by Kfcfighter October 9, 2017