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[Profile Candy]

A highly attractive person who is your 'friend' on a social networking site such as Facebook or Myspace. Usually added based purely on their appearance.
John has like 600 friends on facebook, what's with that?

Nah, they're not really friends, they're just Profile Candy. Didn't ya notice most of them were hotties?
by Alecto83 January 21, 2009
mugGet the [Profile Candy]mug.

candy face

Little Timmy's grandmother refuses to shake his hand after noticing Timmy's candy face
by frosty penguin March 8, 2016
mugGet the candy facemug.

Candy fodder

Pokemon caught in Pokémon Go for the soul purpose of gathering candies.
If this Pikachu doesn't have a CP of at least 450 its going to become candy fodder for my 443 Pikachu.
by Robyonmydiq July 25, 2016
mugGet the Candy foddermug.

lip candy

Lip candy is a term used in southern Illinois to describe chewing tobacco.
Hey dick you got some lip candy? Yes you dumbass I have a can of cope.
by Privileged Youth July 17, 2015
mugGet the lip candymug.

Stalker Candy

any person who receives unwanted attention of any kind on multiple occasions without provocation.
adrian235 has been sending me emails for 2 years describing in great detail about how great our life would be together because I like coldplay too. GiGeR324 "likes" his posts and wants an invite to the wedding. I have resorted to blank info page and avatar pic of dancing ponies and I am still getting emails. stalker candy
by daft35 February 19, 2012
mugGet the Stalker Candymug.

Candy wall

And insult someone uses if they are insecure about their body to pick on others.
Look at the candy wall
by MmDonut May 16, 2018
mugGet the Candy wallmug.

candied banana

The after effects of when a female dips her male companion's penis in caramel. Once hardened, the caramel becomes a condom for sexual use. Often used during fall time when there is leftover caramel from making candied apples.
Did you hear Bob and Cindy made Candied Bananas? After they fucked, ants crawled all over Cindy's vagina due to the friction, coupled with the high temperature of the vagina lining, melting the caramel inside her.
by Warrior ninja October 24, 2019
mugGet the candied bananamug.

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