by SoyCharger234 October 20, 2019

a fucking cunt with a small dick
by catdognofriends April 6, 2022


The most spazmodial being in the known universe. Extremely hostile when approached and will spit meaningless gibberish at you if you get too close. A Caleb can often be seen with it's hands in it's pockets standing underneath a tree smiling it's dumb bucktoothed smile. Not to be confused with a "nerd", a Caleb will get extremely triggered at this and would immediately rant on how it is not a "nerd" and most likely attack you with it's spaghetti arms. Famous for not being good at anything other than talking really fast, Calebs have been observed to get extremely jealous around people who are so much more clearly better than it is.
by An extremely concerned adult November 23, 2018

by Caleb perez May 8, 2024

So say you break Caleb’s headphones on accident. He’s the kind of guys that will try to get you to pay him $200 for them when really he bought them for $60 5 years ago.
by Falipe August 21, 2019

Caleb is a massive nice guy and girls love to fuck him because of his dick. If you ever get the chance to have sex with a Caleb you have to because he will rock your world. Caleb is also a really good singer and will make you fall in love with him if you hear him sing - just like a mermaid. Except instead of drowning and raping lost sailors, Caleb will fuck you.
Caleb is really fucking hot.
by not caleb69 June 20, 2022
