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Cougar

Older woman, generally mid-30's or above, who attempts to sleep with younger men. Cougars are generally skanky and promiscuous, and therefore likely to have STD's. Their predation is generally due to their inability to secure a permanent relationship with a man their own age (or older), and generally reflects a form of desperation, premised on the usually vain hope that the horny, indiscriminate nature of the younger male will lead to at least temporary companionship. Known for animal prints, heavy makeup, emaciation and/or obesity, and a deluded view of self.

Not to be confused with a MILF, who is an attractive, genuine, healthy, well-preserved older woman over 30 (or 40) who younger men genuinely want to be with. The key difference is that the cougar pursues younger men, generally unsuccessfully, while the MILF is actively desired by men of all ages, but is more likely to already be in a committed relationship, due to her appeal.
That drunk cougar has been all over me all night, and won't leave me alone. Wish that MILF or her hot daughter would step in and run interference for me.
by jake777 September 30, 2014
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cougar

The cougar is a rare breed of female homosapien. It's natural habitats include night clubs that were cool three years ago and the hotel bar inside the Marriott.
Girl 1: Did you find out who kept calling your boyfriends cell?
Girl 2: Yeah, turns out it's just some sad divorced cougar, nothing to worry about.
by msbrat1978 December 14, 2008
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Cougersaurus

Greek for a Lincoln Park Trixie, past her prime who instead of playing with her boy toy devourers him instead.
Larry watch out, there's a Cougersaurus behind you! She is way past her prime, waiting to pounce!
by Cougersaurus August 9, 2010
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Cougar bait

Young athletic guys who work at gyms with a large volume of older women.
Cougar bait is working the check in counter again tonight.
by Joe Shit the Rag Maker May 11, 2017
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original cougar

The Original CougarA.KA. "Demi Moore".. An old soap opera hag,that used to be a minor celebrity that prefers twinks to give her life meaning.

Someone that is older & used up ;and never had a son,only girls so thats her way of having a son. Looks younger now then she was at 20. Some plastic surgions work magic ! One day he will awaken to his GRANNY !
That wrinkled old bitch in the corner is gonna pull a "Demi Moore"A.K.A. Original Cougar; on the cute little twinker sic.unsuspecting busboy,or poolboy,cabana boy
by thecandykidsduo July 15, 2009
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Ultimate Cougar

Taking the cougar relationship (younger man/older woman, age difference more than ten years or so) to the next level and getting married. This used to be very rare and still is relatively rare. Most cougars are not looking for permanent relationships like marriage.
My best friend did ultimate cougar last weeekend when he got married; he's twenty-nine and she's forty five.
by former Wyeth again December 26, 2011
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The Cougar

The Cougar is a part spirit, part machine and is not to be mistaken with the prowler in Halo 3. The Cougar is normally a solitary being, but if prevoked, it will unleash its fury. It will stalk it' s prey and then attack without mercy..... The Cougar can easily slide over any terrain and attack any unsespecting victim. Few have seen the Cougar and lived to tell the tale.
Spartan:"AHH, The COUGAR !!!" BAM....(dead on floor)
by James Marcopolo March 19, 2008
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