coital clearance

Saying "sexy time is on" w/o using words.

In a bar...
girl : wink! wink!

dude1 : dude! did you see that?!
dude2: damn! thats my coital clearance bro!

by etomack`girl July 27, 2010

comatosisitiss

The disease of wanting to stalk and rape anyone with the name Haley.

Man, I couldn't help but follow Haley home last night..I had a bad case of comatosisitiss.

by thebee1010 September 9, 2010

Comic Synergy

The idea that if you let life run its course, then the universe will work things out for the better and everything will fall into place.

You know how I lost my wallet a week ago. A girl found it and returned it with her number in it. It was pure Comic Synergy

by Brendan252 October 27, 2010

coitus periodontalis

The act of performing oral sex while having no teeth, or with dentures removed.

After Dennis swallowed the sperm during coitus periodontalis, they pursued the egg by drilling into his gums.

by flyingdutchmn216 July 18, 2011

cometrider

the most bad-ass soldier in all of galactic space. Leader of Havock squad.

Cometrider reporting for duty sir.

by rjsbored January 22, 2012

comatoast

In a coma, not likely to recover, the patient is "toast". simply replace comatose with comatoast. This got started when a family member mispronounced "comatose" and we realized that comatoast was in some cases more descriptive of the patient condition and prognosis.

The patient is comatoast.

by Bunny Love June 27, 2012

comic woes

When you meet the perfect guy or girl and they prefer DC over Marvel. Or vice versa.

Timmy loves Batman and meets Betty at the comic book shop. He's ecstatic until he sees that her pull stack is all Marvel. They will try to go on a few dates and make it work, but he will experience "comic woes" when ultimately Betty finds Batman too lame to even be able to stand the posters in Timmy's bedroom.

by Betty B September 11, 2012