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Christian

A person who is brainwashed by their parents into Christianity. They often look over the wrong doings of their so called 'god' and don't pay attention to the inconsistencies of the book. They refuse to believe that there isn't a god. They believe that there is a man in the sky who walked on water, was two different people, prayed to himself, gave his weekend and died for us then came back, created the whole human race with a snap of his finger. Overall someone wgowho refuses scientific facts.
"Dude, your Christian?"
"Yeah."
"You know god doesn't exist."
"He is real."
"Dude. "
"You can't disprove my god."
"I can't disprove something that has never been proven."
by Scottish_Thug July 8, 2017
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Christian

Christian, A Guy that gets girls with the biggest breast and is ahead of the game with females more than any of his friends, a guy that likes to write music and love to get pussy on the daily.
“OMG, I NEED A Christian to play with my pussy.”
by UrbanSyn July 24, 2018
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Christian

i wanna sleep wit h christian
by 21p October 18, 2016
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Christian Kane

An actor/musician who is known for playing Lindsay on Angel and most recently as "hitter" Eliot Spencer on Leverage. Also, a walking example of sex, especially the bad ass Southern kind. A man with deep blue eyes and a bedroom voice that makes you just melt.
Me: Did you see Leverage last night?
Friend: Christian Kane is perfection!
Me: DUH!!
by Kaniac31 May 20, 2011
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christian anthony

my father, my god, my will to live. he's perfect in every way and his voice will fuck you up.
a member of satanist cult chase atlantic next to bitchel and clinton cave.

hes also the plug.
"woah who are you following on instagram?"
"just christian anthony, my god"
by bitchel is the pluggg February 17, 2019
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Christian Aitkens

Christian Aitkens, one quiet guy, you can tell he wears diapers some days, really kind, but complicated, I heard he lets his older bother do anal to him!!! They would be a cute couple tho ngl, they never hung out with people after school before tho so everyone assumed they were lovers, we didn’t care but that’s them, his girlfriend even could tell they were lovers just by their body language and they broke up cus of it and people just tried to tell that chick to leave them alone, they should date in secret to be happy
Did you see Christian Aitkens bro staring at his diaper butt the whole visit? Whatever.
by Justlivewitheachother! May 1, 2023
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facebook christian

A person who blatantly flaunts their Christianity on Facebook or other social media, but does not pursue their religion actively in the real world or leads the opposite lifestyle in real life.
Veronica posts "99% of people are too embarrassed to embrace Christ as their personal savior on FB.. most won't repost their love of Jesus" then engages in premarital sex, drugs, and generally un-Christian behavior in real life.

Me: "Wow, what a Facebook Christian."
by Ikken4122 January 5, 2010
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