Britney

Basic White Hoe but still the best friend anyone could have!
shes there for you when you most need her

funny, pretty, smells good, tall and my second best friend
any boy would be lucky to have her

Guy 1-WOW that girl looks like a basic white hoe, she must be a Britney
Guy 2- Yeah she is

by AnonymousMyAss12345678910 April 10, 2017

britney

that thot in the bathroom making tiktoks to the renegade, normally paired with her other hoes and bitches like - cindy, shaniqua, patricia, natalie, that one gay friend ryan, and another friend who tries to act gay called Hubert Blaine Wolfe­schlegel­stein­hausen­berger­dorff Sr. (a.k.a. Hubert Wolfstern,2 Hubert B. Wolfe + 988 Sr.,3 Hubert Blaine Wolfe+585 Sr.

ms linda may i go to the washroom?
no, u have to wait till britney comes back from the bathroom.

by uncle suzie April 7, 2020

Britney spears

a person who is not well, loves her grandma, had an asshole husband kevin federline that never appreciated her. wrote a song give me more about how hard it is to be rich. and is going through a difficult time right now.

If you do have any problems with her please first complain to to her.. girl...guy...girl..it....w/e who can tell the difference.. anyways deal with her superfan... chris cocker.

"LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!"

"IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH BRITNEY YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME!!" -faggy he/she hermaphrodite thing chris cocker

guy1 - dude did you hear about britney spears
guy2 - yeah apparantly she actually is retarded
guy1 - yeah you can tell buy her singing shes a total downer
chris crocker - hey .. you have to deal with me. LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!

by darron12345 October 20, 2007

salam and brittney

1) coolest people ever!!
2)Biggest stoners known to the hamilton/ dundas are
3)big butts
4) like the gunt
5) both 15 and single ;) lol

omg look at salam and brittney.. they look like those rap guys girlfriends.. but ugh who understands those rap guys they only talk to those girls because they look like total prostitaughts i mean there bums :) there just so big and like yah you know..

by brittney December 11, 2004

Brittney

A Loser, word created by Dalton.

what a brittney.

by Dtherrien July 22, 2010

Brittney

Brittney most often defined as a fat assed bacon eating canadian making history being the girl dreaming of pumkins not as a coach but as in huge greasy pies that will add to the zits on their face hoping to find a blind man to read the bumps on her face that say "I'm a pig and it's good that you're blind so you can't see how fucking hideous the craters on my fat ass match my face. Really just another wanna be whore but cannot supply change for a dime so she has to settle for being a slut and give it away

Dude, that decease ridden Brittney the ten cent whore , took on the New Orleans Saints for a dollar last nite and let them all have seconds for free as a bonus for being the second rated super bowl winners !!

by the jester of all jesters February 14, 2010

Brittney

Psyco. Made famous by a bald Brittney Spears meltdown, with her umbrella, captured by paparazzi

Sharice went all Brittney on me, when i told her to get gone!

by randompandemonium09 October 3, 2009