Brandon is a sugar baby who does not trust his momma. He loves a giraffe of a woman. Actually, he loves any girl with an age on a clock (not military time if you know what I mean). But if you ask, he will say women are not funny and belong in the kitchen. He also likes to be referred to as Riley Reid.
by brandonboyyyy13 June 9, 2020

Oof, brandon
by Cockswoggle July 21, 2017

Brandon will always love the most beautiful girl in the world and it's always Denise she is beautiful, sexy and there are so many other things but it will take to long to explain. Ohhh and by the way Brandon will always love Denise more and nothing will ever change that.
by Love2.0 December 18, 2017

Brandon is a simp and will do anything you want him to but won’t text you good morning. He’s one of the best boyfriends you’ll ever have. If you have a boyfriend named Brandon you are a very lucky girl. But you must know he can be a little overprotective. He’s a very nice, hot, sweet guy and will do anything for you.
by hahah71717 May 3, 2020

He's very loud and annoys miss teacher person way too much.
"Brandon stop with the music"
"Brandon! Out of the closet!" "But I found ginger ale!"
"Brandon stop with the music"
"Brandon! Out of the closet!" "But I found ginger ale!"
by UnknownBoy0 November 20, 2018

A man who will leave his significant other home to stress on bills while his pockets full of money to buy his erb and little ones the things they need,don't trust this human he will only take and belittle you while making a living off others. Don't date him whatever you do he will drain you of your breath.He grew up in wis and landed in duluth .
by Horse33 April 24, 2019

He’s a big rapist and lives with a Hannah banana most of the time and always try’s to get all Zoe’s cake but Zoe’s speedy quick and runs away his kids are always screeming
by Zoeeeeeee1233 January 20, 2020
