Batsy: What are you, retarded? I'm the goddamn Batman!
Bystander: How did he just-
Bystander 2: Batman logic.
Bystander: But that doesn't make sense! How can he defeat-
Bystander 2: Don't question it. He's the goddamn Batman.
Bystander: How did he just-
Bystander 2: Batman logic.
Bystander: But that doesn't make sense! How can he defeat-
Bystander 2: Don't question it. He's the goddamn Batman.
by PatchworkPsycho March 28, 2017

Superman was really wanting for sex and wanted some lovely activity with Batman,he invited Batman to his house and told him to follow him to his room and locked the door,then he caressed Batman’s dick and rubs it every 3 seconds,Batman blushed and was so horny. Then Superman starts to give him a handjob and masturbate his dick. His dick is so hard and as Superman is jerking it,Batman exclaimed “Oh yes..!!!,Ugh FASTER FASTER” and then said “I’M ABOUT TO CUM” and he cummed and made his underwear wet,and someone of the cum came out and on Superman’s Face and his floor. And he said “Good boy, and licks the semen” then he unbuckles his belt and undresses his clothes and underwear and throws them into the bed. He tells batman to do the same too,He then goes behind Batman on the bed and as his Dick hard,He then fucks it so hard and fast,Batman screamed “OH YES DADDY SUPERMAN,YES OHH THAT THING IS SO BIG!!”,Of course,Since he feels the pleasure,He cums as well and Superman too,They were both so pleased and as Batman was really horny,he sucked Superman’s Dick and sucked it hard. Superman exclaimed “Oh yes…Ohh yes… Go Batman do it faster…” and Batman did,Superman was so pleased,he moaned so hard and as his cum goes inside Batman,Batman stopped and was so pleased with his cum,and he put on his Underwear,Clothes and buckled his belt and said “Superman I want to meet you again next week daddy”.
by Guy who writes horny things May 19, 2025

by arclucis July 20, 2019

Someone who eats a lot and exercises. They got brains, but also lift weights and eat big to get big. They're muscular and also have big brains and a dad bod so kind of chubby, but it's muscular dad bod. And they eat meats, and eat all their fruits and vegetables. Yes, they eat some junk food sometimes, but they add healthy stuff.
by HawaiianPunch1 February 16, 2025

Interviewer: Batman, I don't know a lot about you so can we do some questions?
Batman: Sure!
Interviewer: Okay, so first question. Batman, where are your parents?
Batman: ...
Batman: Sure!
Interviewer: Okay, so first question. Batman, where are your parents?
Batman: ...
by Swampert_cool November 24, 2022

A whiny little bitch who kills people because he is sad. He is the worst superhero ever he’s not even super he is just a loser. Who cares if you are rich that doesn’t mean you are a hero.
by Mr.FancyMarshmallow July 15, 2023

He can knock you unconscious, he can beat you up, he can cream you in an IQ Test, and he can break you, but he WON'T kill you.
Also, beware Batman. By the time you see him, it will be too late.
Also, beware Batman. By the time you see him, it will be too late.
Armed thug N1: I heard the Batman is coming. Everybody, get ready.
Armed thug N2: Bro, fuck Batman. I have a gun, and he's just some freak in a costume. Really, he's nothin.
*a random thug yells*
Armed thug N1: Holy shit, what was that-AHHH!!!
-30 seconds later-
Armed thug N2: OH MY GOD, I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID ABOUT YOU!! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME.
*Batman right behind him*
Batman: I assume you thought yourself invincible, just because you have a gun. But, I Am The Night.
Armed thug N2: *turns around* OHMIGO- *unconscious*
Armed thug N2: Bro, fuck Batman. I have a gun, and he's just some freak in a costume. Really, he's nothin.
*a random thug yells*
Armed thug N1: Holy shit, what was that-AHHH!!!
-30 seconds later-
Armed thug N2: OH MY GOD, I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID ABOUT YOU!! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME.
*Batman right behind him*
Batman: I assume you thought yourself invincible, just because you have a gun. But, I Am The Night.
Armed thug N2: *turns around* OHMIGO- *unconscious*
by TheManThatWillBreakYou November 17, 2013
