Sergeant Baker

A botched taper or fade haircut that looks like a military-style buzz cut.

Dirk: Hey, nice haircut... but I thought you were joining the Peace Corps, not the Marine Corps.

Lance: Yeah, the dumbass at Great Clips gave me a Sergeant Baker even though just asked him to clean up the sides.

Dirk: Well, it will grow back... I guess.

Lance: Yeah, let's go get some fuckin' pancakes.

by Vepa H May 31, 2013

bakers shit

not too solid and not too loose...if you could shit into a pastry bag and decorate a cake with it.

brown cream cheese flowed from my ass...a classic bakers shit.

by squid_x January 11, 2021

The Baker

The Baker is oral sex performed by an extremely desperate female to a morbidly obese male wherein sour skittles are inserted into the urethra and urinated into the mouth.

I did the Baker to mark last night

by Under Writer Bob March 26, 2025

Kayla Baker

Two words commonly associated with a woman who takes everyone’s male significant other.

“Watch your man around Kayla Baker”

by mskivy.2 June 4, 2023

baker

The adverb version of baking

He's such a baker.....

by TheMakerOfTreesInIndonesia543 March 25, 2024

Haley baker

A Haley baker is a amazing and Inspiring person she has her ups and downs and is usually a blonde head if u see her try give her a chance she is amazing she usually gets all the boys attention when she comes through but a kendall, and more names seem to get her attention more and she does have a bad side but try not to get on it if u ever get a haley baker hold her tight and never let go she is a real one!!😍❤️

“You see Haley baker”

“Yea she is fine as usual”
“Well I heard she was dating a kendall”

He is lucky”

by Jake albans April 12, 2019

bakers virgin

Someone who has only slept with one person. Similar to a dozen and bakers dozen, bakers dozen is 1 more than a dozen.

That kid Adam only has one body, he’s a bakers virgin.

by ChickenSh1tter November 3, 2023