Thaddeus Baker

He's always cooking up that Thaddeus Fried Chicken, he's good at math, and loves the color purple. He is also a baker and loves making cookies for all of us to enjoy.

Thaddeus Baker : Purple
Me : AHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Dixie Definitionz April 29, 2022

Coach Baker's LOL

Coach Nick Baker commonly uses LOL in his text messages. Most may believe that it would mean "laughing out loud" or "lots of love" but it is starting to become clear that he is sending the team a hidden meaning. That secret meaning is "lots of losses" as he points out the teams inability to hit a baseball and to not get walked off every other game.

Coach Baker's LOL: If you saw the team we played today you would understand lol.

by qwerty98712 May 12, 2022

Baker

The type of woman with a dad who is a construction worker and a crazy step mom and a crazy step mom. A hard worker and a horrible cook. Someone who can teach their kids right and a drinker.

“Hey Mr.Baker”
“What year is it?”

by goofgooflaugh October 29, 2022

Nicholas Baker

Hottest most sexiest man alive 😍🔥😝😝 I love his big juicy cock spreading semen along my spine 😍😍 Hottest most sexy baseball player EVER.

Omg is that NICHOLAS BAKER WITH A BIG DICK i want him to suck me

by nicksdickrider November 1, 2022

Andrew Baker

Andrew Baker, Also Known as Dwightisbad01 is a steam gamer, and the founder of the penis gang, which is a very lethal gang from Minnesota, who uses extra penetrating bullets, and is comparable to Adolf Hitler

Andrew Baker is a gangster / pro gamer
Person 2: Who Tf is andrew baker

by Moonman's MacTonight November 28, 2022

pull a baker

a joke made based off of hannah baker’s death, where she slit her wrists in her bathtub

person 1: “i haven’t watched 13 reasons why but i wanna pull a baker”
person 2: “what’s that?”

by hey im here September 24, 2022

Baker's Dozen

A sex act that is usually performed between at least 13 people.
Each participant gets completely naked and throws cake ingredients (milk, eggs, sugar, butter, etc.) at each other before turning up the temperature of the room and engaging in rough sexual intercourse.

Steven: "Hey, man, do you wanna come over tonight? We're throwing a Baker's Dozen. Annie and Carl will be there."

Paul: "Sounds like fun, I'll be right over."

by MaybeOodles October 9, 2022