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burning porcelain

The unfortunate and uncomfortable aftermath of eating a large quantity of extremely hot food. The name comes from the burning sensation while you are sitting on the toilet (porcelain).
"Oh man I have been burning porcelain this morning. I should not have eaten all those buffalo wings last night!"
by Sue D. Nymme September 22, 2007
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Trim Burn

After fuckin so much your dick starts to burn when contacted.
I banged so many college girls last weekend i woke up with Trim Burn
by Drew94l August 3, 2010
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Burning Blow

When you shove a penis so far down your throat, you can feel the stomach acid.
The tip of my dick is burned off now because she gave me a burning blow!
by Pablo Andreas May 17, 2013
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warranty burn

When your technogadgetry breaks shortly after the warranty has expired.
Apple charged me $80 to fix my iPhone. I've got a warranty burn.
by Loochness September 4, 2013
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Thong Burn

The great irritation of friction between the delicate skin of the bottox and a thong.
Man that thong burn felt like Satan doing a 5k in the valley of my derrière.
by Suboomafoo January 7, 2019
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Pant Burn

A phenomenon that occurs when a member of the opposite sex, or same sex (depending on sexual preference), impresses an individual pant wearer to the extent his or her pants are removed so swiftly, the resulting friction generates enough heat to cause thermal injuries, at times requiring admission into a tertiary burns unit for definitive care. Preventative measures reduce mortality and morbidity and include abstaining from the trigger or avoiding wearing pants. One Norwegian study showed tear away pants markedly reduced friction.
Man, did you hear about Jess? She was so impressed that dude took down a pelican for stealing his lunch that she got pant burn.. I don't think she's going to make it
by Vijay238 August 6, 2014
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Bullets Burns

YOU CAN'T BUY REMY GUN AND THEN BE REMY
THAT'S LIKE A PREGNANT WOMAN THINKING SHE COULD DRINK HENNY
I love the song Bullets Burns by Remy Muah
by Remy Muah Stan #1 March 3, 2021
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