The unfortunate and uncomfortable aftermath of eating a large quantity of extremely hot food. The name comes from the burning sensation while you are sitting on the toilet (porcelain).
"Oh man I have been burning porcelain this morning. I should not have eaten all those buffalo wings last night!"
by Sue D. Nymme September 22, 2007

by Drew94l August 3, 2010

by Pablo Andreas May 17, 2013

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by Suboomafoo January 7, 2019

A phenomenon that occurs when a member of the opposite sex, or same sex (depending on sexual preference), impresses an individual pant wearer to the extent his or her pants are removed so swiftly, the resulting friction generates enough heat to cause thermal injuries, at times requiring admission into a tertiary burns unit for definitive care. Preventative measures reduce mortality and morbidity and include abstaining from the trigger or avoiding wearing pants. One Norwegian study showed tear away pants markedly reduced friction.
Man, did you hear about Jess? She was so impressed that dude took down a pelican for stealing his lunch that she got pant burn.. I don't think she's going to make it
by Vijay238 August 6, 2014

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