burning porcelain

The unfortunate and uncomfortable aftermath of eating a large quantity of extremely hot food. The name comes from the burning sensation while you are sitting on the toilet (porcelain).

"Oh man I have been burning porcelain this morning. I should not have eaten all those buffalo wings last night!"

by Sue D. Nymme September 10, 2007

burning glass

A slang term used for smoking methamphetamine.

"Yo man, last night I was burning glass and got high as fuck!"

by KurisuTheNinja November 14, 2013

Protein-Burn

When you take so much Protein, it regurgitates, and you have a protein-y taste in your mouth.

Doood, I might have Protein-Burn.

You needa stop pumping that FE. You goona have protein overDosis.

by FooProtein September 09, 2011

burns mcgruff

A woman uncharacteristically hairy face particularly on the sides and chin imitating a billy goat

"Wow I can recommend a esthetician you some to be somewhat Burns McGruff"

"Oh she's a man beast her face is so Burns McGruff"

“Oh she’s so burns McGruff, I’d only fuck her with a bag on her head”

by Big Papa Pump 08 September 19, 2008

Burn Five

After a person is 'burned' by an acceptable comeback a Burn Five can be initiated.

1. Person who says the burn puts their hand out with palm facing up.
2. A member who hears the burn then slaps the hand, then slides it off making a "Tsssss" sound. This is known as the 'hand touching the hotplate'.

"That's the worst thing I've ever seen!"
"Clearly you've never looked in a mirror. BURN!"
(hand out) *slap* *Tsssss*

Thus, the Burn Five.

by Names Fakely October 21, 2011

Mark Burns

A Mark Burns is the hair on your chin..some call it a "Goatee"

This beard style was founded by Mark Burns, hence the name.

"Woah! You have a sweet Mark Burns!"

by TrevorChilds December 26, 2011

burning with haste

1. feeling like your burning, and it happening quickly. could be used as embarrassed quickly, burning quickly, or blushing quickly.
2.doing something in class. ex: blushing, but doing it in a classy way.

1. "She looked as though she was burning with haste."
2. "I was burning, in haste"

by kkoryM May 23, 2021