by maxfactor March 17, 2015
Get the bro-bonomug. Booth Bros, scientifically referred to as hyphasuburbium pompositis, are a type of white male between the ages of 35-45, measuring about 5’6”-5’8” in height and 150-190 lbs weight, commonly inhabiting Chicago suburbs. Their diet mostly consists of Michelin star meals and Wholefoods bought items. They originated during the covid times, when they experienced mid-life crisis and went out looking for an expensive distraction i.e. an MBA from Chicago Booth. Despite their origins in Chicago-burbs, they are now also prevalent in suburbs of other major cities in the United States.
Booth bros are characterized mainly by their unique suaveness, a combination of bro-like behavior and dad-like humor, but can be noted by many other distinguishing features, such as:
1. Semi-formal or fancy-casual attire, with a focus on shoes
2. Conservative, yet carefully maintained hair
3. Successful careers usually in business or finance
4. Whiskey/wine connoisseurs with inhumanly high alcohol tolerance
5. Obscure and dated pop-culture references
6. Sports enthusiasts, but only to watch on TV or their kids' sports teams; they also love control hence manage or participate in fake sports teams which they refer to as ‘fantasy sports’
Booth bros are extremely social by nature and often the loudest voices in any conversation. Some lesser obvious, and often overlooked, characteristics of this group is their universal generosity and sincere devotion to their mates and offspring.
Booth bros are characterized mainly by their unique suaveness, a combination of bro-like behavior and dad-like humor, but can be noted by many other distinguishing features, such as:
1. Semi-formal or fancy-casual attire, with a focus on shoes
2. Conservative, yet carefully maintained hair
3. Successful careers usually in business or finance
4. Whiskey/wine connoisseurs with inhumanly high alcohol tolerance
5. Obscure and dated pop-culture references
6. Sports enthusiasts, but only to watch on TV or their kids' sports teams; they also love control hence manage or participate in fake sports teams which they refer to as ‘fantasy sports’
Booth bros are extremely social by nature and often the loudest voices in any conversation. Some lesser obvious, and often overlooked, characteristics of this group is their universal generosity and sincere devotion to their mates and offspring.
- "Naah man, he doesn't live downtown anymore. He moved to the suburbs and got Booth bro-ed."
- Anthony: "Why are the Booth bros in the city today?"
Ana: "Oh, they are just lunching at Alinea"
- Anthony: "Why are the Booth bros in the city today?"
Ana: "Oh, they are just lunching at Alinea"
by fizzchineapple August 29, 2022
Get the Booth Brosmug. Law Bro: Inclusive of all genders, a law bro is someone who believes that the pursuit of their education (J.D.) intrinsically makes them more valuable than the other. A law bro allows the pursuit of power and money to cloud their judgment regarding non-absolutes and compromise. A law bro doesn't realize that their education isn't the only nor most important agenda. Law bros, to reduce their suffering, must learn to alleviate their egos, self-righteousness, and ideal that they are superior and embrace an ethic of care, knowledge, and mastery for mastery's sake.
Law bro, "I can't believe I got an A- in Con Law after studying for 80 hours last week. Doesn't my professor realize I'm better?"
Enlightened law bro, "shut the fuck up and stop being toxic."
Enlightened law bro, "shut the fuck up and stop being toxic."
by Kid Zeeh July 3, 2023
Get the Law Bromug. A group of bros walking in formation. Generally formed by athletes but not necessarily. A murder of bros consists of four or more bros walking together.
Person 1 "Ah shit man, did you see that murder of bros earlier?"
Person 2 "Yeah man. They always seem to move in packs"
Person 2 "Yeah man. They always seem to move in packs"
by BishopChase April 21, 2011
Get the Murder of brosmug. A person you're so close to that you feel like yours peas in the same pod, but you are also in love with each other
Person 1: Nobody gets me the way you do bro, love you to the moon and back
Person 2: right back at you babe, you're like my bro but romantically
Person 2: right back at you babe, you're like my bro but romantically
by Simplydank May 14, 2020
Get the Bro but romanticallymug. Slang term to describe males who respect women and lack all unnecessary masculine qualities such as misogyny or no self-awareness, therefore the other alpha males are easily triggered and think it is unacceptable.
Oat Bro thinks tofu is pretty bomb and usually prefers oat (occasionally almond) milk over soy milk.
Sometimes goes by the nickname "Tofu fella".
Oat Bro thinks tofu is pretty bomb and usually prefers oat (occasionally almond) milk over soy milk.
Sometimes goes by the nickname "Tofu fella".
Kurtis Conner is such an Oat Bro. He's in his long term relationship only because he has a blue check.
by Savannah02 January 20, 2021
Get the Oat Bromug.