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Blubberärger

The rage you feel when liquid refuses to pour smoothly and instead comes out in choking spurts, splashes, or not at all (caused by air fighting to get in as liquid tries to get out). Formed from the German Blubbern “to gurgle, bubble” plus Ärger “annoyance, anger.”
I went to water the Christmas tree, Blubberärger hit, and suddenly it looked like the cat pissed all over the presents.
by Elvira Pepper September 21, 2025
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No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭

HA! I TOLD YOU YOU'D SAY IT YOU BLUBBERING FRAUD! HAHAHA! YOU'RE NOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVERYONE FOR HAVING A KID! THE INFLATED VALUE OF YOUR KID'S LIFE ONLY EXISTS IN RELATIONSHIP TO POSITIVE ASSOCIATION SHARED BETWEEN PARENT AND CHILD AND PARENTS ABUSE THEIR KIDS OR DISOWN THEM FOR BEING GAY OR ABANDON THEM ALL THE TIME!
A Charlatan "No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭"

Hym "HA! He said the thing! Well... He got his plant to do it but you see? No. Fuck your kids. Your parental narcissism is a cancer and your affection for them is entirely dependent on their willingness to live in accordance with your values."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
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blurberchurber

The scariest exsisting thing known to man so far.
"The surfing blurberchurber was out like the willis!"
by gavin b. July 12, 2007
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Blueberry Fest

When a man takes frozen blueberries and shoves them up his ass then waits 30-45 minutes and then shits the now soft and mushy blueberries in two or more people's mouths. The two+ people then eat the "blueberry mix" after they swallow the "mix" they will then throw this up in to a pie crust and feed it to an unaware crowd.

BBF for short.

past tenses: BBFed Blueberry Fested.
Dude, those people over there just got blueberry fested.

UHH, thats gross how they are unaware of what just happened.
by Daniel Tosh.0 May 24, 2010
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Blueberry Jackson

noun; a bagel sandwhich containing: a blueberry bagel, cream cheese, american cheese, and ham.
Freddy: "would you like a blueberry jackson"

Daphnie: "whats that?"

Freddy: "its a blueberry bagel sandwhich with ham cheese and cream cheese."
by Savyjeanlovesyou91 January 26, 2011
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BlueBerryWolphinDuck

The act of having sexual intercourse with your partner, grabbing their hair, and screaming in their face while you climax, resembling a Xenomorph from DeadSpace, You then increase the awkward factor by making a mixture of duck, dolphin, and whale noises while finally realizing you partner was trying to pull a blueberry surprise on you.
Person 1: hey, wheres Rebecca Black?

Person 2: She got a Blueberrywolphinduck

Xenomorph: SD:LKJF:LSKJDFOWIEUROIE!!!!!!!
by TheGingerbreadMan53 November 30, 2011
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blibberation

the liberation of being wrong and still being able to do what you want...
jim: "the blibberation i feel in that classroom full of disabled kids is immense, since i fucked that Kirsty one with down's syndrome..."

dave: "shit. hook me up! are there any amputees?"
by somethingplex1 December 23, 2011
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