stumble biscuit

A cookie, biscuit, or other baked good whose ingredients include some type of hallucinogenic drug, usually marajuana.

Everything was going fine at the Steve Perry concert until that lunatic, all hopped up on stumble biscuits, threw his light stick up on stage.

by Talbert April 15, 2007

register biscuit

A cashier, esp. in a video/computer game shop.

Awright! Last copy of Warcraft III! Ring it up, register biscuit!

by Anonymous December 27, 2002

Biscuit Gnome

An orgy involving lesbians, biscuits and some form of marine life (preferably sea horses), while a gay midget watches.

"Dude, last night i had a biscuit gnome!"

by gytu423 August 13, 2009

arse biscuits

clagnuts, hairy raisins. dangleberries.

the accumulation of faeces around the anus, matted into the pubic hair. can often only be hanging on by a single thread of pube.

by woodpidgeon September 19, 2003

risk it for the biscuit

Simply, you are willing to risk the consequences to get whatever reward you are after

Jill: Aren't you allergic to to that? Why are you eating it?
Jack: It's good so I'm gonna risk it for the biscuit.

by GeorgeAlice October 21, 2015

whiskey biscuit

Liquid shit caused by much whiskey drinking

Dude, I just made some whiskey biscuit.

by chefboyardeeznutsinyourmoufus July 31, 2004

float a biscuit

lay a really stale or wet fart

I just floated a serious biscuit

by win-co-fo February 6, 2003