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Beat massage

Designates a happy ending massage from a man to another man, which sits somewhere between homosexuality and awkwardness, while avoiding either extremes.

Ideally, there is some minimal protest (no homo) but strong reactions are best avoided at first. On the third instance of genital contact, client must make a strong stance as to re-affirm his ambiguous heterosexuality.

The deed is then ideally shared both through social media and in person to all who will hear it.
"I got myself a nice beat massage, he fondled me twice and that was good but I had to put a stop to that gay shit the 3rd time so I threw him out."

"A beat massage is nothing, I give my mother a beat massage."
by Anon___123 September 28, 2019
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britanny beat

Beating somebody up using brass knuckles (there's really no significance with Britanny, it just sounds dope)
This dude kept talkin on my name so I Britanny beat him up
by KChoppawitdasauce May 21, 2018
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asian-beating

this refers to when either:
A.) A person is getting a beating from a/an asian/s.
or
B.) An Asian, most likely a child, about to get his/her as whooped by his parents.
or
C.) When a person gets raped by the entirety of Asia.
For Example:
Person 1: Damn Ching got some bruises.
Person 2: he told me he got an asian-beating cause he got 99/100 on the test.
Person 1: Dang, that's rough.
by Juwustin Ram0w0s February 26, 2020
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Beat it and delete it

When you beat a game and then delete it.
Typically for when a game has 0 deployability.
Hey I just beat the last of us, its such a beat it and delete it game
by NoodleNoseWasTaken October 1, 2020
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Gimme a Beat

: when you want to start a performance, especially a rap performance, you say, "gimme a beat gimme a beat" with full enthusiasm.

: a rap intro.

: popularized by SB19's Josh Cullen Santos in their IWant guesting last 2019 which became an important phrase inside the fandom.
Host: Rap? You want to rap? Okay, leggo.

Sejun: Aye.

Justin: C'mon Josh!

Stell: Ready?

Josh: Gimme a beat, gimme a beat!

Ken: *starts beatboxing*
by BBJoshiephine October 4, 2020
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Bologna Beating

Man: Bologna Beating is the best!
Man 2: Don't talk about that around the children.
by Capertittle November 10, 2017
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Ghost beat

The act of sitting on your hand until it becomes numb. Then after said numbing, quickly beat off with a sensation of being a ghost’s hand.
My friend Mike Brown Ghost beated so experience the feeling on ghost pleasure.
by Mikelovesbananas November 27, 2017
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