Alonavirus

The ailment contracted by lonely singles after Valentine’s Day. Symptoms include feverish right-swiping on dating apps and a renewed desire to wreck the gym. The general public can protect itself by wearing masks, to avoid smelling Alonavirus victims’ brand new cologne: Dior Amour.

Also known as Heartbrokenfluenza, not to be confused with the Common Cold Heart.

Adam contracted Alonavirus on Valentine’s Day when he binged-watched all of his friends’ romantic Instagram stories.

by nolandc February 22, 2020

alone bait

When you flash into the enemy and start recalling they jump on u thinking ure inting and then ur jungler jumps in for a free kill ezClap

Bro do the alone bait it will be an easy kill

by pewdiepie1337 March 19, 2020

Allona

Cunt <3

Allona sure do be a cunt doe

by MaeWasHere April 21, 2020

alondra

bitch

A: is that alondra?
B: yea shes a fake ass bitch

by HIGHOFFMATTIA May 10, 2020

AloneRʀ

someone who is use to the feeling of being alone .

For example, Alone will become AloneRʀ

by lnfdukee July 2, 2020

AloneRʀ

someone who’s use of the feeling of being alone

I’ve been alone my whole like so I’m basically a AloneRʀ, I’ve felt that pain of being alone.

by SMGQuez July 2, 2020

alon

egg

uncle egg alon is our savior

by bart and shart July 14, 2020