A quirky individual whom resembles a pelican and is said to have the ability to transform into a pelican during uncomfortable (awkward) moments. These individuals are said to be descendants of the underwater sea king Tritan and his bird loving wife, Henrietta. "Awkward pelican" individuals can usually be found frequenting sea ports or beach towns, especially on the east coast of the United States. They tend to smell like fish because that's what they eat in the pelican form.
by awkpel November 8, 2011
Get the awkward pelican mug.That awkward moment, when you realise either you or the person you are communicating with, has been a total wedge.
i.e possibly stealing from a family member and getting caught.
you know its time to back away from the conversation when things become awkwedge.
i.e possibly stealing from a family member and getting caught.
you know its time to back away from the conversation when things become awkwedge.
Hey that girl over there has her skirt tucked in the back of her knickers, Awkwedge. i would tell her but shes a total wedge for not realising before she left the toilet.
by DEEJAYKAYDEE January 25, 2012
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A dream that does not illicit fear but an extremely uncomfortable feeling. Similar to that feeling of being in a crowded room of loud boisterous foreigners asking for directions and not knowing the language or able to find the exit.
(From my husband whom is not a pilot woke up and said...)
"I don't want to fly planes anymore, I've been flying them all day this is such an awkward nightmare" (...before falling back to sleep)
"I don't want to fly planes anymore, I've been flying them all day this is such an awkward nightmare" (...before falling back to sleep)
by Baldwinning September 27, 2012
Get the Awkward Nightmare mug.At an awkward moment, a gesture which is employed to convey the emotions surrounding awkwardness, usually by an observer of an awkward situation. This gesture can be made with or without uttering the phrase "awkward chopsticks" aloud.
boy1: "Hey! Let's go to a party at this Greek fraternity! Invite your grandma."
boy2: "Dude. My grandmother is Persian!"
boy1: ...
boy3: "Awkward chopsticks..."
boy2: "Dude. My grandmother is Persian!"
boy1: ...
boy3: "Awkward chopsticks..."
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